I take it back.

January 25th is not the worst day ever. It's today. March 1st 2010.

If its true that the universe works in "mysterious" ways... I hope its already working.

Take care my friend...

The Shape of Things to Come.

Hi folks , what's up? .

It's going to be one hell of a busy month for me. I got a shit load of things to come , and little to no time. That's okay i guess , this is after all the hardest semester in my career, after this , i will know if i really got the stuff in me.

Potential killers this semester :

Hematology .

This class could have been awesome. This class could have shown me Hematology was indeed cool. Now i'm not so sure... Have you ever met one of those persons who speak in a single , unchanging , tone? . Well , this woman is like that. I swear , she never raises or lowers her tone... its kinda freaky actually. I also wondered if she had some kind of paralysis because she doesn't move an INCH for 4 hours straigtht. On the pro-side of things she really knows her stuff and has a "chiva de vieja" .



Ophthalmology


This guy practically wants us to become Ophtalmologists in 4 months. Seriously , i need to study 100+ pages for monday , not only that but i need to MEMORIZE it cause apparently he's also a bastard in tests. Damn B.F.B >_> . Anyways its kinda funny actually. He wrote a book and sent it to us , and even though we study with HIS book , he constantly tells us "you are wrong, where did you read that crap?" . Ironic...

Apparently , the most important thing i need to do to not-fail is participate.. which is pretty hard since his questions are pretty random... lately i noticed some of my friends have had godlike accuracy answering his questions. Turns out they sneaked into an earlier class and wrote the answers for each question =//////

Damn clever bastards >_< .

Rheumatology

Never heard of this subject have you? , not surprised. I have taken 6 classes and i'm still pretty clueless about what the fuck this subject is about... its like they took the weirdest shit ever , the weirdest syndromes and the weirdests symptoms and grouped together and decided to add some random name =/ .


According to the popular definition , this "specialty" treats joint diseases such as arthritis and similar shit.... but wait , they are also supposed to treat LUPUS , Vasculitis and other totally random shit which have nothing in common... anyone care to make a connection between Lupus , Arthritis and Wegener's Granulomatosis? .. Here's a hint : NONE

According to wikipedia : " The term rheumatology originates from the Greek word rheuma, meaning "that which flows as a river or stream," and the suffix -ology, meaning "the study of."

Oh wow... just WTF worthy... anyways the good side is that my teacher is arguably the smartest man i have ever met. Its kinda freaky actually . I wouldn't call him a genius , he's more like the result of an experiment gone wrong. We were actually debating if he had Asperger's or something like that... Honestly? , he looks more like a ROMINO player , rather than a brilliant doctor. Further prove that Wisdom is everywhere, even in the weirdest places...

Anyways , i like weird stuff... and i gotta say this one is calling my attention a lot. We'll see after the test.

Anesthesiology

I don't think this subject is THAT hard.. its just that the teacher is a complete wacko. He makes the weirdest exams ever . 2 days after the test i got told that if i thought a question was "wrong" , i needed to write something like "this is wrong" , or i would lose the point . Yeah... i know.. MOFO!

>_<

Dermatology

I didn't read ONE page before the exam. I was too busy with other shit and i honestly hate this subject. So , trusting my 20/20 i went with my mind in blank . That bastard "smelled" my intentions and moved me to DESERT ISLAND (READ : That chair next to no one >_<) .. lucky for me i think i did well enough. Urology

The devil. The teacher is a kid with his ego still in the stratosphere. He has NEVER given an A to anyone , offers C for free in the final test. Yeah , this one is most likely going to be a C T_T.

....

So that's about it for this semester.. i have lots of things in my mind right now , i'm trying my best not to think too much .. but it gets hard at times , i admit. Anyways , thats it for today folks. Good luck with your own problems =) .

Change. Nothing ever stays the same.

The Fool on The Hiil.

I was a fool.

Broke my own rules.

Now i can laugh and watch the view from the top of the hill.

Watch the sun going down.

Paradox , Humour and Change.

Never make someone your priority if they only have you as an option.

Remember that okay? .

Good luck peeps =D .

I'm sorry.

I would like to apologize to my friends . I'm sorry that sometimes i took you guys for granted , and that i don't appreciate you guys enough. I'm sorry for not realizing sooner how much you guys cared for me . I'm sorry.

I would like to apologize to my family. I'm sorry that i don't invest enough time with you guys , i'm sorry that i can't hold my patience with you guys.. i'll try harder. I'm sorry for the bad things i have said and thought about you guys.. and thank you.. Thank you for being my family.

As for you... I'm sorry ...but there will be no apologies today for you. Except that one.

=/

My puzzling sad/true story. Part 1 .

It all started.


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Third Eye Blind

3 months ago i wrote to you about something i did (or was about to do) .

Something that took a lot of courage , a lot of luck , and most importantly a lot of faith. I got myself into one of the most hard situations, i have ever been in my life. I took a huge gamble , and i'm here to say , 3 months later , that it has thankfully paid off =) .

I don't know where life will take me. I don't know what will happen with us next month , next week , or even tomorrow. I don't know. I can't know. What i CAN tell you mate, is that i absolutely adore you (aaaaaand this is where i blush - i can do it too~!-) . You are one of the most awesome persons i know (don't brag about this >_>) , and also my best friend. I don't regret the decision i made 3 months ago . In fact , i regret not thinking about it sooner..

I know there has been some rough patches ( minor stuff , that we ,for some reason or another , made a big deal out of nothing >_>) . I don' think its going to be easy , but i have lot of faith in us , and that our relationship will continue to grow. I'm rarely this optimistic and i truly hope you feel the same way.

TQM freckles =) , i hope you enjoyed this last 3 months as much as i did.

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

Its 7 am now , actually ... and its monday.. i think??? . I slept for a grand total of 130 minutes. Yeah... I know. I'm not sure why but something has been troubling my extremely sensitive roving mind. All is going well, to a certain point . I got my first C , but i haven't given it much thought. AU CONTRAIRE of popular opinion , i am not a grade whore. I merely have a grand objective and need to do some stuff to achieve it. What exactly is troubling me , i won't mention it on THIS episode . If it turns into further trouble , i'll deal with it, but for now i'm just gonna let it evolve.

I recently noticed i now have 3 followers.. MY GOD! , i can feel my blog growing and spreading my wonderful and charismatic words into the hearts of the people! . Welcome to my house , reader ! . Hope you enjoy my quasi monthly updates =DD .

About a week ago , i started to read Twilight (yes i know i suck , blah blah blah blah) , at the request of someone , which you can probably imagine who it is , given the power of suggestion she has over me >_> . That reminds me , i still need her a book of my own ... i got one in mind that's just perfect @__@ . MUAHAHAHA! .

Anyways , Twilight. So far its been pretty close to the overall story of the movie , but i gotta admit.. Isabella is a somewhat emo pesimistic overthinker teeneage drama queen... i think i like her.. She reminds me of tons of girls i know , and even to some extent ... myself >_< (I.E : OMG what did i just say! ... i wonder if she likes me.. Is she looking this way?! ...) yeah , been there done that . Needless to say , i hated her in the movie , she's so annoying.. the one in the book is at least funny.

Now, to my female readers , just ignore the pragraph below please =) . Just skip it!! .. Tons of bad words there! , you wouldn't wanna read em! .

Now ,to my male readers , just so you know , i'm joking . This is all an elaborate joke to convince the XX part of the world that i'm really sensitive and deep and shit . I knoooooow! , i'm a genius! . After this is posted women everywhere in the world are all gonna start thinking i'm sensitive and cool and hip and all that jazz ^_^ , and i'll get chicks left and right (sup babe ^_^ , what are you up to =P ) . ( if you are a female why are you reading this?, shuush get away , now!). So yeah , this is all an elaborate trick to get women in the world to like me . As guys , you can understand me right?! . MUHAHAHA ! . I'm so clever. They don't stand a chance =( .

Now , ill leave you with a very improvised preliminary research the GITR has been conducting.

GITR Research #32302320
"El Platano" , and its effects on the human biology.


GITR reports the following ...

The "vivere" known as "El Platano" (Platanus Maximus) is composed of the following : 25% Carbs , 5% Glucose , 70% Brutein . The GITR has been extremely interested in the effects of "Brutein" on normal humans.

To conduct this experiments, we took as samples 100 American immigrants that hadn't had contact with "Platano" until they arrived here . 95% of the subjects showed what appeared to be "severe deterioration of cognoscitive and language skills" ("tabanos bien" , "ello ay", etc) , "increased levels of brown fat near the belly area" (called locally as "barriga de cervecero" ??) , "increased tolerance to alcohol" , "loss of hair" , and for some reason they all become obsessed with what the locals call "morenas" .

Truly amazing discoveries.

"El Platano" however has even more dangerous side effects on locals. Apparently , its high levels of Brutein make it a powerful teratogenic ( defined as a substance that alters normal growth) . It has the ability to completely negate some gens , including some that are thought to be related to "intelligence" , "honesty" and "punctuality" . On a minor side , it also seems to affect the gens that determine eye color (which is why that less than 2% of the population has blue/green eyes) .

On some more horrifying cases , it is thought to be responsible of a hideous mutation. We are not sure what mechanism are affected during the fetal stage , but this "creatures" (as we would like to call them) , seem to be surprisingly common in the population. Their local name is "Jabaos" .

Shocking! , the GITR says.







The effects of "El Platano" don't end there though, even when they are no longer exposed daily to the dangerous effects of the Brutein , the progression of the "condition" (we haven't figured out what to call it yet) doesn't stop. The damage appears to be at a DNA level .

When one of the affected chooses to "relocate" to another country , they stand out , when compared to the local (normal) population. These special cases are then labeled by the locals as "dominicanyork" and they are not often seen with good eyes. For some reason these "dominicanyork" act completely different than the locals and yet , very similarly at the same time. Our anthropologists are having a blast trying to figure out why exactly.



This GITR is not over yet ,but due to time constraints , we will only publish this small extract. Please read later for further info.

End Report

So that's about it for today.. i'm gonna go back to /attempt/ sleep . Wish you all merry xmas and have a wonderful time. BTW GITR hasn't received any gifts yet , so if anyone's willing... we like chocolate. Take care and don't do anything i wouldn't ^_^ . See you all next year , god willing! .

PD : No spell checking . I didn't feel like it. So eat my bad grammar and spelling , bitches!. (saw that in a movie... so cool) ^_^ .