I get this feeling that I, I've been here before...

Hello (pri)mates from all over the country , what's up? . I wanted to write something for a looooong time now , but as most of the people that talk to me daily know , i have been.... rather busy... this week . And i thought exam weeks were bad... this week tops it all folks. But , as the GMAN way of lifes says , face it and move on , and so shall i... so shall we all (i'm pretty sure only 1 of my readers will get this reference!)

Oh i did turn 20 this monday , but it really wasn't a good BDAY. Now that i think of it , my BDays never are.... 10 years ago (22/09/98) the hurricane known as George , visited my country. And that was one of the "better" ones. So don't blame me for being paranoid~~~.

I honestly wasn't planning to write anything today so ill try to keep it short... GO WATCH TROPIC THUNDER!!!! . FUNNIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR! . I don't care if you hate Ben Stiller , i don't care if you think Jack Black is a pedo , i don't care if your mama wont let you watch R rated comedies , YOU WILL WATCH THAT MOVIE!! .

On a short know i feel its the GMAN's obligation to make some things clear , regarding "the dominican language" .

GMAN's Guide to Proper Speech v1.0

1- You will refer to your mother as "madre" .

I don't know how many times i have to repeat this , but i will until everyone doesn't do it! . You do NOT refer to the person that brought you to this world as MAMA! . MAMA , for all the misinformed readers ... is *censored* .... and shouldn't be confused with "Madre" . So please try not to make this mistake anymore.

2- Elloai and gartilago (don't ask if you don't know what this is) are not "words" .

Haha , you think you are so clever , huh? ... Its a freaking word , stop being so lazy and pronounce it properly! . Its like putting the car on N when going down a hill... you just don't do it...

3- Overusing LOK@ and VIEJ@ is NOT O.K.

"VIEJO CHEKEATE ETO . LOKO TU NO ME VA A CREE ETO LOKO . LOKO TU NO TE IMAGINA VIEJO . VIEEEEJO LOKOOOOOOOOOO!"

In my opinion that's worst than "Fuck the fucking fucker" . Its so annoying having someone using the same words over and over.. and over... and over... to the eternity!!! . And sometimes when you are talking with more than 3 people that use those words frequently , it is absofuckinteed that at least 15% of the words used in a 5 minutes conversation are "VIEJO" and "LOKO" .

4- Objects have names , they are not "VAINAS" ,"COSAS" or "MIERDA" .

(Also hi5 to the guy that created the catchphrase "SON VAINAS!" )

Don't remember the name of that little rectangular object with numbers that is used to change the TV channel? ... SO TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND THINK! . Don't tell me "PASAME ESA VAINA!" , Wut vaina? , the dish? , the book? , the box? , THE DOG??! . Worst is when my one of my friends tells me to seach for the "VAINA" next to "la COSA cuadrada" and on top of "la MIERDA esa" .

End.

Also before someone comes here and tells me "GMAN but you have the grammar of a 5 year old!" , i say SHUT THE **** UP!. Son vainas.. I also admit to put the Car on N when going down a hill with low gas..........................
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NOTE : "how many tears must I taste before my freedom"

*minor update* regarding the LHC

The LHC didn't blow up the world. Here is a video of how it went....

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

I honestly hope it was worth it. Enjoy.

Wow , i feel obliged to post this. This should have WON the VMA's in my honest opinion.



Also , in case we all die this Wednesday , i wish you all good luck in heaven (or hell?) . Wut? , didn't you people know they are turning on the Large Hadron Collider this Wednesday for the first time? (well the real test in october i guess) . And if that doesn't kill us all... they are planning to build the VERY LARGE HADRON COLLIDER (wow , are you serious? ... now that's creative naming....)


http://www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

Sidenote : Heads will roll for including me in that poll , rakanishux. Also , congrats to my cousin for the birth of his lovely daughter! , hi5!.

When the landslide bring you down...

Last saturday i finished yet another step in the so called string of random events we like to call "life" . Guess what? , I finally graduated from the Dominico-Japanese Institute. It has been a long road (3 to 4 years , i honestly can't remember) and after 50 long lessons we have finally reached the point where our teachers have nothing else to teach us.

That doesn't mean we are veterans in the language or anything alike, don't misinterpret my words. It justs means that what's left for us to learn , we must learn it alone. It honestly was a sad day, i wish good luck to all my friends and teachers . I'm not the kind of person that does this kind of stuff frequently so consider yourselves lucky bastards.

Now that its over , another point in my master plan has been fullfilled....

1-Finish Highschool
2-Enter Medschool
3-Finish Japanese
4-??????????????
5-World Domination

I also need something to do Saturday mornings . Sleeping is no that fun , really.




Also as promised , here are the rest of the pictures , if you don't know how to use rapidshare... i honestly don't care =(

http://rapidshare.com/files/141911620/Fotos_JAP.zip.html

I no longer feel i have to be James Dean!

Hello there my mates from all around the world!. What's up?. I have been in vacations for a week now and the initial "OMFG it so awesome" is starting to wear down... Yes , that time where one starts thinking "God i want classes to start , so i have SOMETHING to do!" is kicking in. And when classes do start i will just go back to "God i want vacations to start so i have NOTHING to do!" , Ironic isn't it?.

Wow - i say to myself , i musn't allow myself to be SO weak , i NEED something to do (although i have had LOTS to do) in order to get that feeling f'ing away from me. So to that i decided to write something.... not sure about the topic yet though... let me think... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
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I GOT IT! , let's talk about hmm... What to do in vacation times!

What to do in vacation times:

1- Get out
2-A lot
3- Away from your house
4- And under no circumstance
5-Try to do something i wouldn't

har har! , how clever of me...

Honestly , i have no idea what to do in vacation times (i know this must be a shocker for my loyal fans) . I always do for like the first week but after a while i did pretty much everything i wanted (of course , if someone were to say... invite me to a country , with everything paid by ... he/she.. , that would be really nice on their part! ... any volunteers?!) in the first week or so , so right now i have nothing to do... and nothing kewl to write about either (don't despair! , i'm pretty sure its only temporary!) .

So i beg you people , send me some awesome stuff to do? ... preferably cheap please. And nothing too generic like go to the beach (oh you are a genius , ain't ya?!) , or get together with your friends (friends... who need's em?!) and stuff like that.

... and Thou shalt praise the Batman....

-Holy thunders Batman! ,How are we going to get out this situation!?.
-Just sit tight and hold me Robin...
- What da...

And as quickly as it began , the semester FINALLY ends. Thank you Lord , although you should have made things for me a tad easier . So how did i do you ask?! - Well i survived , not without loosing an arm or two but i survived , hopefully i will get 1 or 2 "mercy" Aces. I love those and they are always welcome in my report cards. Thankfully i will no longer have to face that stupid psychology teacher anymore , although she gave me a B (bastard!) .

One thing i would like to mention though is that Arthur Guyton (Author of the world's most popular Physiology book) is a cold blooded killer. Not a human killer thou! , no... much worse. He's a dog killer. The kind of scum that lurks around bridges and garbage sites, looking for their next meal. You just have to take a good look at his Book .

As Guyton puts it:
-Chapter 1: So in order to proof that you can't live without blood , we cut the jugulars of a dozen of dogs and they all died. THEORY CONFIRMED! : You can't live without blood.

Chapter 2 : So me and buddies were having a drink and someone said -"dude , i bet you 50 bucks you can't hold your breath for 30 minutes" - ... well i don't know if i can ... but the dogs we used for the experiment sure couldn't.

Chapter 3 : Apparently you need a LIVEr to live....or at least the dogs did.

Chapter 4 : How was i supposed to know that cyanide is a poison?! ... RIP my chiguagua.

Chapter 5: Attention to all nurses and medics : Using a defibrillator when the dog...erhm i mean person has a pulse is not a good idea. And although we can't say for sure... it looked like it hurts a lot.

And so on , i feel really digusted by that book. Most would think i'm joking but i'm not =( ... And now for the important part of this post : Batman. I will try to sum up my view of the movie in one short sentence : HOLY #$#%#$^#^*!!!!!! , MOTHER $$$##$%^ , EPIC!1!!!!!11!!. Seriously , when you a see 19 year old kid jiggling like a litte girl over a grown man dressed in tight leather suit (wut?!) - its because its GOOOD (noticed the extra O?) , really really gOOOd.

I'm cereal yo' . I can't say i left disappointed . I mean i knew it would be good... but sky apparenty is NOT the limit. Every little detail of the plot leads to a greater meaning and in the end , everything comes together so nice , so awesome , it can't be described as nothing short of EPIC. One thing i didn't like about the movie though.... THE AUDIENCE! . If you are watching a movie about batman : THOU SHALT CLAP WHEN BATMAN DOES SOMETHING AWESOME! , i felt like i was the only one that knew this! . Its Batman for fuck sakes! . I should have seen it with the true fans in the premiere , or in a cheap theater - no one besides me clapped when the credits rolled in =( .

And now i say goodbye... although i could say hello. Wish you all luck and sorry for the long absence!.

PS : Number of bets won that night : 2.

GMAN got attacked by Vampires!

OMG Vampires! , hundreds of them ! .... or just one... one little evil nurse that looked like a female black Yoda.... That woman unsuccessfully attempted first degree murder on me as she tried to suck up some blood for a "blood test" . It was a bloodbath , i tell you (yet another pun!) .

At first i thought she was a regular good old nurse. "Don't worry" - she told me. "It won't hurt" - she repeated.
LIES AND SLANDER ,I SAY! .



First she poked me in my left arm near my elbow , like nurses usually do . I found nothing strange with this since its the place where they normally sting you . After playing around with the needle stuck inside of me for 2 minutes (she claims she was searching for the vein.... but it "ran away") and me going Vanilla White over the process , she decided to look for the vein somewhere else........ WHERE TO?! , you ask me ; TO MY FRIGGIN HAND , i answer. YES! , APPARENTLY , its also allowed (well she said it was...) to get blood from THE HAND ... Why don't they do it then if it's easier? ... BECAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL.




Well , not something a Manly Man like me can't take , anyways. So she goes for the SECOND (Number 2) sting! . And once again , she keeps playing with the freaking needle inside of me trying to search for the vein. This time RAGE (a moment of silent for the girlish sob i made here) takes over so i don't go Vanilla White. After 2 minutes of probably cutting some ligaments and/or muscles needed for my dominant hand , she gives up and tries for another spot. That's the spirit! , keep on trying and never give up! (if you are not messing with someone else's arm , that is)

This time she goes for the... wait for it... THE FRIGGIN WRIST. Yes , the wrist can also be used for blood tests (so she says) ... So for the 3rd time she stings me , this time on my RIGHT WRIST ( i told her i needed my left hand to write and for other .... uhm... important stuff) .

So as you probably guessed by now... she once again played with fucking needle for 5 minutes , destroyed some fibers.... oh and she forgot to mention it hurts more than in the hand. Never mind that she couldn't find the vein.

F%^&%^*&%(&%(^$*^*^&*%&^#%&#$&$&&$%& - YOU@!

So for the ... what is it now? , 4th time? (we were trying to remember if this was the 3rd or 4th attempt) ...she stings me. This time in the FRIGGIN MIDDLE OF MY FOREARM. Did it hurt? - oh yes it did. I don't even blink when its near the elbow , this time i was trying not to scream "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ?! " . Lucky for me and my arms , she found the slippery vein and got the damn blood out. I'm sure my above average blood will fit her devilish tastes. If not , me and Buffy are gonna pay her a visit.



So now you might be wondering , "By all gods GMAN! , Why in the world did you need a blood test!" - Simple answer for that mate! , this weekend has been.... erhm chaotic. I woke up Saturday morning with a 40 fever and the doctor that treated me for my previous illness thought that it might be a relapse, so he ordered me a bunch of test (Blood , Urine , Xray) . I had blood done that same weekend but the results weren't exactly... normal , so just to make sure he wanted me to get another test today. "But are you ok now GMAN?! , You know we can't live without you!" - FEAR NOT! , My loyal readers. For the GMAN is strong and mighty , surrendering to some illness is not in my plans!.

BTW , they only had to sting me twice in the weekend!.