Now we are all sons of bitches

Oh wow.

Its been a long time indeed. Sorry i haven't written anything in the last 5 weeks! ,its the longest i have ever been without updating this blog. Who's to blame ?, HellMONTH.

If you are smart , and i'm 73.4% you are , you would have noticed how i said HellMONTH and not HellWEEK. It seems i have reached a certain point of my life , where a week , isn't enough of stress. And just like that one rich friend of yours (which is not me , btw, remember i'm a poor sob) just upgraded from a 1995 Toyota Camry (Hellweek) , to a dashing new Porsche Cayenne Turbo (HellMONTH!).

HellMONTH , is a new phenomena which i have yet to complete understand. It seems to have lots of phases , stages ,innuendos , tricks , tacos , burritos , Chihuahuas , i have yet to understand because they are still out of my line of comprehension.

At first , it fools you into thinking "its just another exam week , i have been through it before , no need to worry" . There my friend , is where i made my first mistake . I pretty much went to war with a broken butterknife riding on a pogo stick against a bunch of Terminators T-800 (haha , yeah, i saw salvation >_> , great movie) .

The results were not pretty. I was crush'd, gangbang'd , own'd , bitchslap'd , punk'd , and when i finally thought , "NO WAY THIS CAN GET ANY WORSE!" , it definitely got.

I have reached a state of mind where i'm just tired. I mean tired of pretty much everything , even sleeping (which is why i'm writing this at 7 AM .. although some parts are from a 3 week old draft which i couldn't post because i never finished it ) . After i'm done writing this , i'm gonna go study some more for my super fun test next tuesday.

I don't really think i'm "stressed out" or anything. I'm just tired. I want to sleep without having to think "tomorrow i have to study at least 3 chapters!" or anything of the sorts. Call me crazy if you will (lol we all knew you kureizy foo!) .

And that was my rant . Sorry for ranting , its not something i often do , but i think it was needed. Over the last few weeks , i have come to the realization that Medicine is the most despicable profession ever , and that doctors are as useful as a third boob would be (don't get me started on this , we already discussed that unless humans also get a 3rd hand in the next "big evolution" , a 3rd boob is utterly useless. -Yeah , i have discussed in depth the benefits a 3rd boob would have , don't blame me <_<) style="font-weight: bold;">--------------
Case in point , GITR Research #530


1- I JUST GOT MUGGED BY A DOCTOR!

Ever heard anyone say "wow i went to the doctor and that bastard took away 1000 pesos from me!" . Oh wow my friend , you just got mugged by a doctor! . How ruthless and unethical coming from him! , he STOLE your MONEY!. Damn ruffian. Certainly he didn't provide a good service or anything , or save your life in the process (lol doctors saving lifes !, what are you gonna tell me next? , that australia is a continent?!) , he probably just waited for you to get in your car and threaten you with a scalpel and one of those evil COLD as HELL stethoscopes! (they are the work of the devil) . I have seen many cases of the so called "white coat thieves".

It is under the opinion of the GMAN and the Institute of Research ,that the police needs to put an end to this!. What right do the doctors have to CHARGE us for a SERVICE! . This is outrageous!. I need to take care of my money!. Its not like Doctors need money or anything , they get everything for free! , even haircuts!.

2- THAT DOCTOR KILLED MY SISTER!

Even worst that the white coat thieves, the WHITE COAT MURDERERS! .

That doctor just killed my johnny! , WHY DID HE DO THAT! . Johnny had a long life ahead of him! , if the doctor could just have pulled those 15 9mm rounds out of Johnny's head , torso and leg , Johnny could have lived to a 1000! . I'm gonna sue that poor bastard for not doing the physically impossible. What right does he have to take away the live of MY Johnny!?.

And BETH! , what about BETH! . Don't you forget about her! , it wasn't the 10cm tumor stuck in Beth's frontal lobe that killed HER! , NOOOOOOOO . IT WASN'T! . It was that Doctor and his damn Surgery! . BETH would have been fine with a little headache , anorexia , blindness , coughing up blood , and losing senstitivity every day ! . MURD3RRR!!.

3- OMG! , I was Saved by GOD!

Thank our lord Jesus and Tom Cruise for my live. I arrived in the hospital yesterday with a 12 CM long open wound in my neck and torso , it was a tragic Javelin accident involving a clown and 12 deaf monkeys. (http://www.kirotv.com/news/4395572/detail.html?rss=sea&psp=southsoundnews) .

After 12 hours of surgeries , those stupid doctors were resting and doing nothing as usual , drugging me up so that they could charge me more in my hospital bill. Thank to god though , i am now alive . Those idiotic doctors could have killed me! , you know?. May Jesus and the saints , and Tom cruise , bless us. Thank you god for my live, but you should be wary of those evil doctors you know?! , i don't trust em.
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With that said , i think its obvious that doctors are just borderline useless. As proven by GITR (Gman Institute of Technology and Research) , its pretty obvious that doctors are sadistic thieves , murderers , and above all , have an absolutely horrendous fashion sense (really a white coat?! , white?!, UUUGH how racist. Not to mention the doctors that think that dressing up as a lechoza is cool )

That's it for today's post mates , i hope you guys enjoyed it. I'm now going to continue studying (hoozah!) and having super fun fun fun......



PD : Did you see my tanga!? - RIP Michael Jackson , you will be missed.