Welcome ladies and gent! . I know its been quite a long time and please don't feel like i have been neglecting you. Its just that i have had nearly a month of vacations and i didn't really feel like writing. No matter! , i won't ignore YOU , my loyal audience , like those other bloggers that post every 6 months and its usually to whine about something that only they understand.
And just in case you were wondering... No , this is not a puya.. its not really... i swear... honestly...
Well mates, i think its time for me to tell you about my fantastic weekend. I'm not really an outgoing person... i do go a lot but its more because of my friends than because of my own wishes... i'm a proud introvert , if you will.
So here is my tale . There i was on a saturday night , reading mangas and listening to good music. I was happy . I was entertained. I wasn't bored . But still , i thought that i had to get away from my house. I don't know what got into me but so i did... We were originally going to go to the theater to watch wolverine but plans abruptly changed cause one of me mates didn't know how to read (and or) misread the time of the theater . So i didn't get to watch Wolverine , not a big loss. And then it happened..... one of me mates asked me and the others of the crew to accompany him to this "disco"...
Promises were made.. He promised bootay , and while i don't take his word for granted , the others did... So i decided to tag alone anyways.
WHY DID I DO THAT?!
We were supposed to leave at 10:00PM , but thanks to one of my slower mates we left at 11:00PM. This is a pretty funny sidestory so let me tell you about it..
We were supposed to gather at my place and leave in one car. The one with the car arrived and we waited for the slow one to come.... he didn't come.. over the night i called him a few times to ask why he wasn't ready. Here's what he told me:
First call
Me : So are you ready?
Him : What?! , no.. its early man ... i'm ready i just need to put my shirt on
*sounds of demons dying on the background*
Me: are you playing ?
Him : Noooo..... of course not...
Me : right....
Second call
Me : We are comming to get you
Him : Wait i'm not ready , i'm having dinner
Me: BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE READY 30 MINUTES AGO!
Him : I didn't say i had dinner
Me : AAAAAAAAAAARGH
Third Call
Me: Are you ready now?
Him : Nope , i'm ironing my shirt.
Me : You are kidding right? ....
Him : I can't go out with a wrinkled shirt!
Me : You've got to be shitting me...
Fourth call
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING READY NOW?
Him : No.. i can't find my wallet... i was wondering if you guys could come over and help me find it...
Me - *slams the phone*
Fifth call
Me : If you are not ready we are leaving you...
Him : Come get me , i'm just gonna walk my dog for a sec...
Me : O_o... sure...
Me and the guy driving agreed to never let him tag along anymore >_> , but enough of that. We got the address and went forward to our destination... In HERRERA. Now when we were getting close to the place i started to think..
this is not my place... what am i doing here? ... i was having fun!!! .. i don't like dancing... good lord what was i thinking >_> ...
As we approached , i realized something.. It REALLY wasn't my kind of place.. or any of us for that matter... Cueros everywhere, colmadones , motoristas and their respective rabandolas .. Not my enviroment for sure.. The GMAN didn't want n e ho's that night.
We finally reached the place. It was on the 3rd floor a building , and it had this weird aura coming off <_< .. The cover was 50 pesos (wtf?... seriously? ) . The place is called "stip" (its written as "step" .. what? , didn't you know "step" is pronounced "stip"? ... You animal!). I didn't know any of the people there , and there wasn't any good bootay , anywhere in sight. And this wasn't only me , my mates agreed and we all left the place like 20 minutes later. Of course , we gave the friend that made us go there what he deserved (even his GF helped!) but its still wasn't enough. The point of this tale is simple. No fuerce la vaina! . If you are fine , you are fine. There's no need to go out just because its a friday or saturday night.. sometimes its okay to layback and watch a good movie or some classic porno (wat) . I learned my lesson , i hope you guys get something out of it =).
As an extra bonus to the tale , i later found out that we were actually in the "VIP Room". VIP ROOM?! - i asked. Certainly you jest , good sir. I saw no 8,000 pesos bottle , anywhere in sight!. Ahoy matey! , but you only need to open a 1000 pesos White Label to get a VIP Table. >_>
Really?... good lord... This whole post might sound like i'm some kind of elitist jerk but the people that know me well , know that i'm an extremely humble person =)
Good luck on your own adventures mateys and enjoy life!, HOOZAH!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
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