Its funny how things workout. Flashback to last week and i was killing myself studying for a certain test, which i somehow had convinced myself i was going to fail. People around me told me i was being dramatic , but honestly , if you were in my situation wouldn't you say that my drama was justified? .
I studied a lot for the first midterm. I did what i usually did for every test since highschool , i prepared myself , i was relaxed , i didn't have diarrhea , i was in perfect conditions. So what exactly went wrong? . I have no fucking idea . To this day , i still think the Teacher took away points on purpose or i somehow offended a family of magical gnomes (I am truly sorry , if this was the case) .
I never got to see the test , so i will never really know , but what's done is done i guess (or is it? , you fucking vengeful gnomes). Anyways , all is good now , i passed the test and i'm just chilling like a chili pepper (hahahaha! , who's the man?! , i'm the man!) .
For today's post we have a rather interesting research , done as always by our loyal and restless GITR . We are gonna be talking about the best birthday gifts you can get for a friend who's birthday is coming up recently.... like for example.... september... yes , yes , please read this and pay attention.
GITR presents "Best BDAY gifts that would make your friend be grateful for at least a whole week!"
1- A freaking Gold Car
Now , i know what you are thinking! . Why would anyone want a gold car! , but its not just any car covered by real gold! . Its a freaking Mercedes Benz C63! . This is exactly the type of car someone needs in this country . What better way to battle a 12 feet high BMW Bus , than with a car covered in 10 million dollar's worth of gold! .
If you truly like your friend! , you should consider getting something like this for him. Nothing shows how much you care about someone than gifting him a car covered in gold. How will you get the money? , well thanks to today's current technology , there's not an inch of your body that couldn't be sold to some crazy clinic in Norway. Who need's 2 kidneys anyway?.
2- A Giant Gundam
Well for my tastes , i think i would have like it to be a little bit bigger. 60 feet is just too small for a Gundam. For those of you that don't know what a Gundam is , its simply a giant-japanese-deathmachine-robot. Turns out , one of those japanese genius decided to make a 60 feet replica of one of em. And its now for sale for the low price of 725 million USD! (http://www.gadgetell.com/tech/comment/the-gundam-giant-robot-yours-for-a-mere-725-million/) .
The thing needs a freaking super computer (for a mere 2 million USD!) just to walk! . Now , i don't know about you guys , but i think anyone on their right mind would appreciate a 60 feet giant robot on their yard. Definitely a perfect bday gift.
Don't have the 725 million? , well no worries! , i heard the devil is looking for a business partner! , just check out his website ( http://www.google.com/corporate/ , just click about us )
3- Nope that's not sand , those are diamonds
As the title says , yep those are diamonds. This gift is a little cheaper than the others , i included this on the list cause i realize not everyone has 500 million USD to spend on a bday gift (SHAME ON YOU!) , so if you are a little short of budget , you can get this magnificent gift-shop-like 7 million USD diamond hourglass (hey that's a pretty cool name!)
Say what?! , you don't even have 7 million USD!? ... my my , what a cheap bastard you are . But no worries! , GMAN , as always , has a solution for your problem . Question is , what is your opinion on kids making nike's for 5 cents an hour? - if your answer is "i don't care" or "do they get free shoes?" , come talk to me. I may have a job for you .
4- Your very own country
What better way to see someone happy on their bday than to tell them "Happy Bday! , you are now the owner of The Great Neo Empire of Jesule . I for one think , that would make me tons of happy! .
As it turns out , someone decided to turn an abandoned WW2 sea station into a freaking country. It's called SEALAND , and its for sale for a mere $977 million , thanks to the generosity of thy highness , Prince Michael of Sealand (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,242351,00.html)
And if you are thinking "boy its going to be a lot of work! " , no worries! . Prince Michael already gave the "country" its own anthem , passport and currency. So nice of him!. Though i would like to be called DARTH GMAN , instead of "Prince" . Prince reminds me of Disney , not cool bro.
Don't have the money? , well you can always use the fastest and safest way to earn lots of money. Kill someone rich , pretend to be their son.
So that's it for today mates , i wish you all luck and see you soon . Hopefully , faster than 2 months. PD - Insert Pitbull song here >_>
