Raise your hands and shake your ass!

STOP.

Look behind you Pedro.

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Well , chances are that isn't your name , but if it was , i'm pretty sure i scared the crap out of you fool =)

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-before starting. I just made a site for all my college related files... www.unibesec02.tk , check it out if you take classes with me.. might find something worth your time.. -

Ok, so moving on , what's up folks? . Its been a long time since my last post and i thought i should come over and say hi . My life , as usual , has been pretty dull with a few highlights of awesomeness every once in a while . Its funny to think that we spend more than half of our lives doing things we don't want to do. Alas , that's how the world works.



Since last saturday , i have spent at least more than 5 hours a day studying for HELL WEEK . You guys remember HW , do you not? . That week that consists mostly of studying , sleeping , studying , eating junk food (yumm ... chimi's ) and more studying ; and as general rule for Hellweek , studying comes first and fun comes second .

-check out my old HW guideline-

I spent a lot of time studying one subject in particular. I spent tons of hours every day , reading stuff in both english and spanish , from at least 4 different books , only to find myself ****ed up , causy my "teacher" (read : someone paid to sit down and spent 45 minutes talking about random facts, incoherently) likes to ask stuff he did not taught .

Seriously , what's the point of assisting a class , if you are not going to learn anything or at least get an idea of what you are going to be evaluated on . So props to you "teacher" , for wasting my time and money. I know better now though.

In order to answer this week's big test, i needed the collective thinking of at least 4 people (all of which studied a lot) and we didn't even score over 90% . Not only that , but apparently , we got a little carried away , and there are probably going to be some... consequences , to our actions. Nothing serious , i think.

But enough of my mindless rant! . HW is almost over (only 1 test left) and its time for the POST-HELL-WEEK-CELEBRATION!

Things that the GMAN and the GITR (Gman Institute of Technology and Research! , for those of you that forgot) would advice you to do :

1- Get DRUNK

What's the best way to end up a stressing week? ...... drinking the crap out of the nearest Barcelo rum!!! , while talking to you friend Johnny Walker and staring at Jose Cuervo's face.. Mind you , i can't drink alcohol ( .. uhm.. i kinda woke up peeing blood last friday , so out of precaution i'm only drinking water.. actually , that was going to be today's subject..) , and if i could , i probably wouldn't cause its an expensive hobby , and to be honest Coca Cola is just waaay better =)

Coca Cola >>>>>>>>> ALL ; GMAN never lies.

Which is probably the reason i got sick in the first place..

2- Get HIGH

I have never smoked pot , but i know some people that do ... and i'm pretty damn sure that eso 3 moreno that are always hanging around in the same dark corner , 1 block down from my house , are not selling Girl Scout Cookies. They do seem to be nice people though.

Anyways , i'm told pot is fun , but try not go Kurt Cobain on me folks =/

3- Get LAID

As most of you know the Gman is a pimp and ho's kinda man (without em) , so its best to follow his advice correctly . Of course! , some of you might say - "but ze gman is a virgin!!!!!" , that is wrong my friends! , the GMAN is only withholding the birth of the world's next great leader , that's totally different from Virginity folks. Sad that most don't understand him!

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<.< .... =( GO BATMAN! So with these few words , i end today's post. Good luck to you all , and remember... THE GMAN IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU!!! - MUUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! *maniac laugh*

The Gman vanishes into the night... woooooooooosh!