... and Thou shalt praise the Batman....

-Holy thunders Batman! ,How are we going to get out this situation!?.
-Just sit tight and hold me Robin...
- What da...

And as quickly as it began , the semester FINALLY ends. Thank you Lord , although you should have made things for me a tad easier . So how did i do you ask?! - Well i survived , not without loosing an arm or two but i survived , hopefully i will get 1 or 2 "mercy" Aces. I love those and they are always welcome in my report cards. Thankfully i will no longer have to face that stupid psychology teacher anymore , although she gave me a B (bastard!) .

One thing i would like to mention though is that Arthur Guyton (Author of the world's most popular Physiology book) is a cold blooded killer. Not a human killer thou! , no... much worse. He's a dog killer. The kind of scum that lurks around bridges and garbage sites, looking for their next meal. You just have to take a good look at his Book .

As Guyton puts it:
-Chapter 1: So in order to proof that you can't live without blood , we cut the jugulars of a dozen of dogs and they all died. THEORY CONFIRMED! : You can't live without blood.

Chapter 2 : So me and buddies were having a drink and someone said -"dude , i bet you 50 bucks you can't hold your breath for 30 minutes" - ... well i don't know if i can ... but the dogs we used for the experiment sure couldn't.

Chapter 3 : Apparently you need a LIVEr to live....or at least the dogs did.

Chapter 4 : How was i supposed to know that cyanide is a poison?! ... RIP my chiguagua.

Chapter 5: Attention to all nurses and medics : Using a defibrillator when the dog...erhm i mean person has a pulse is not a good idea. And although we can't say for sure... it looked like it hurts a lot.

And so on , i feel really digusted by that book. Most would think i'm joking but i'm not =( ... And now for the important part of this post : Batman. I will try to sum up my view of the movie in one short sentence : HOLY #$#%#$^#^*!!!!!! , MOTHER $$$##$%^ , EPIC!1!!!!!11!!. Seriously , when you a see 19 year old kid jiggling like a litte girl over a grown man dressed in tight leather suit (wut?!) - its because its GOOOD (noticed the extra O?) , really really gOOOd.

I'm cereal yo' . I can't say i left disappointed . I mean i knew it would be good... but sky apparenty is NOT the limit. Every little detail of the plot leads to a greater meaning and in the end , everything comes together so nice , so awesome , it can't be described as nothing short of EPIC. One thing i didn't like about the movie though.... THE AUDIENCE! . If you are watching a movie about batman : THOU SHALT CLAP WHEN BATMAN DOES SOMETHING AWESOME! , i felt like i was the only one that knew this! . Its Batman for fuck sakes! . I should have seen it with the true fans in the premiere , or in a cheap theater - no one besides me clapped when the credits rolled in =( .

And now i say goodbye... although i could say hello. Wish you all luck and sorry for the long absence!.

PS : Number of bets won that night : 2.