It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

Its 7 am now , actually ... and its monday.. i think??? . I slept for a grand total of 130 minutes. Yeah... I know. I'm not sure why but something has been troubling my extremely sensitive roving mind. All is going well, to a certain point . I got my first C , but i haven't given it much thought. AU CONTRAIRE of popular opinion , i am not a grade whore. I merely have a grand objective and need to do some stuff to achieve it. What exactly is troubling me , i won't mention it on THIS episode . If it turns into further trouble , i'll deal with it, but for now i'm just gonna let it evolve.

I recently noticed i now have 3 followers.. MY GOD! , i can feel my blog growing and spreading my wonderful and charismatic words into the hearts of the people! . Welcome to my house , reader ! . Hope you enjoy my quasi monthly updates =DD .

About a week ago , i started to read Twilight (yes i know i suck , blah blah blah blah) , at the request of someone , which you can probably imagine who it is , given the power of suggestion she has over me >_> . That reminds me , i still need her a book of my own ... i got one in mind that's just perfect @__@ . MUAHAHAHA! .

Anyways , Twilight. So far its been pretty close to the overall story of the movie , but i gotta admit.. Isabella is a somewhat emo pesimistic overthinker teeneage drama queen... i think i like her.. She reminds me of tons of girls i know , and even to some extent ... myself >_< (I.E : OMG what did i just say! ... i wonder if she likes me.. Is she looking this way?! ...) yeah , been there done that . Needless to say , i hated her in the movie , she's so annoying.. the one in the book is at least funny.

Now, to my female readers , just ignore the pragraph below please =) . Just skip it!! .. Tons of bad words there! , you wouldn't wanna read em! .

Now ,to my male readers , just so you know , i'm joking . This is all an elaborate joke to convince the XX part of the world that i'm really sensitive and deep and shit . I knoooooow! , i'm a genius! . After this is posted women everywhere in the world are all gonna start thinking i'm sensitive and cool and hip and all that jazz ^_^ , and i'll get chicks left and right (sup babe ^_^ , what are you up to =P ) . ( if you are a female why are you reading this?, shuush get away , now!). So yeah , this is all an elaborate trick to get women in the world to like me . As guys , you can understand me right?! . MUHAHAHA ! . I'm so clever. They don't stand a chance =( .

Now , ill leave you with a very improvised preliminary research the GITR has been conducting.

GITR Research #32302320
"El Platano" , and its effects on the human biology.


GITR reports the following ...

The "vivere" known as "El Platano" (Platanus Maximus) is composed of the following : 25% Carbs , 5% Glucose , 70% Brutein . The GITR has been extremely interested in the effects of "Brutein" on normal humans.

To conduct this experiments, we took as samples 100 American immigrants that hadn't had contact with "Platano" until they arrived here . 95% of the subjects showed what appeared to be "severe deterioration of cognoscitive and language skills" ("tabanos bien" , "ello ay", etc) , "increased levels of brown fat near the belly area" (called locally as "barriga de cervecero" ??) , "increased tolerance to alcohol" , "loss of hair" , and for some reason they all become obsessed with what the locals call "morenas" .

Truly amazing discoveries.

"El Platano" however has even more dangerous side effects on locals. Apparently , its high levels of Brutein make it a powerful teratogenic ( defined as a substance that alters normal growth) . It has the ability to completely negate some gens , including some that are thought to be related to "intelligence" , "honesty" and "punctuality" . On a minor side , it also seems to affect the gens that determine eye color (which is why that less than 2% of the population has blue/green eyes) .

On some more horrifying cases , it is thought to be responsible of a hideous mutation. We are not sure what mechanism are affected during the fetal stage , but this "creatures" (as we would like to call them) , seem to be surprisingly common in the population. Their local name is "Jabaos" .

Shocking! , the GITR says.







The effects of "El Platano" don't end there though, even when they are no longer exposed daily to the dangerous effects of the Brutein , the progression of the "condition" (we haven't figured out what to call it yet) doesn't stop. The damage appears to be at a DNA level .

When one of the affected chooses to "relocate" to another country , they stand out , when compared to the local (normal) population. These special cases are then labeled by the locals as "dominicanyork" and they are not often seen with good eyes. For some reason these "dominicanyork" act completely different than the locals and yet , very similarly at the same time. Our anthropologists are having a blast trying to figure out why exactly.



This GITR is not over yet ,but due to time constraints , we will only publish this small extract. Please read later for further info.

End Report

So that's about it for today.. i'm gonna go back to /attempt/ sleep . Wish you all merry xmas and have a wonderful time. BTW GITR hasn't received any gifts yet , so if anyone's willing... we like chocolate. Take care and don't do anything i wouldn't ^_^ . See you all next year , god willing! .

PD : No spell checking . I didn't feel like it. So eat my bad grammar and spelling , bitches!. (saw that in a movie... so cool) ^_^ .

Now cinderella don't you go to sleep

Its 4:00 AM now. I'm not tired at all but i know that i need to get some sleep. My brain works in mysterious ways. It won't let me sleep at all when i have something important on my mind , and now it appears to be another one of those moments.

Last time i wrote something at this hour , nearly a month ago , wonderful stuff happened that same day and i hoping to repeat those circumstances again tomorrow =) .
I think this might be my "clicking hours" . The time of the day where everything makes sense and words just flow. I could be trying to get back to sleep but right now i don't think i will be able to unless i write this stuff first.

So what's up mate? . Hopefully by the time you are reading this you are no longer sick (seriously get well already! , if you are not ,i'm forcing you to go to your doctor >_> , won't take NO for an answer either!) . The thing that has been bothering me the most this past week , is not nephrology. Yeah , i might be 15 points away from failing that subject but i somehow have managed to calm down a bit with that problem ( eehh problably thanks to you ) .

Some might say i shouldn't worry so much , but you know me T_T , i'm a worry cat. You know what day is friday and what that day means for us. I have been thinking endlessly what to do to make that day special. I know you have had your share of "1st months" so i want to do something to make it better than all those before. I'm freaking clueless mate T__T, and that bothers me more than you would think T__T.

I've asked for advice to my friends and even some of your friends ( =D) on what to do but i haven't really liked any of their answers. Someone asked me "what does she like" and after staring at her for 30 seconds i answered : "children , candy and icecream" . You really are something special , you know! , anyone else i would just get my sister to buy something >_> .

One of your closest friend told me to "make you something" . Now , you don't need to be a genius to know i barely know how to fix me a sandwich (which i owe you BTW)and to be honest , she was one of the last persons i asked for help(next time she's going to be the first >_>).

Damn it. It's getting kinda late now and i need to get some sleep sadly. Although i think "my therapy" worked. I sort of have an idea on what to do now.. Although i'm not sure if i will meet my goal.

Eyyy... you know what? ....

You are awesome =) . Y yo te quiero mucho. So whatever happens my compañera (bet you didn't remember this one!) , mate , gumless , iron mouthed, cheeky , morena , no-longer-blind , vacationless , dramatic , always hungry and freckled bear.. i just hope you have a good time tomorrow (or today?) ^_^ .

Lightning comes and Lightning goes.

EDIT : This version contians a lot of grammar errors and what not. But i like it just that way =) . I'm sorry about those .

Today's post is going to be somewhat... special. Yes , that's the word. Special. It's going to be interesting , that's for sure.

Let's cut to the chase, you know who you are mate. You know what this is about. Now that we got that clear , i want to say something to you , and for the most part to myself (not what you think) . I find that i like to think things throughly (I KNOW , work in progress , cut me some slack <_< style="font-style: italic;">never be the same . And i kinda like how things are now... i mean , i have someone who i trust enough to tell 90% of the thoughts that come to my head (the other 10% is just plain creepy shit , don't ask =/ ) . I really don't want to lose that.. and that's why i'm scared. That's why i gave you "mixed signals" or whatever you say it is. I'm sorry for that , but its just the way i am....

Now every coin (or cedula) has 2 sides, and this one mate , is no exception. In the positive side of things , i have very little to write about. Now , before you smack me across the street >_> , hear me out. This is one of those situations where its easier to write about the bad stuff , than the good stuff , just because the good stuff completely outnumbers the bad stuff ... When i started writing about the good side of things i didn't even freaking know where to start.. there's just too much to mention , i mean good freaking lord -i wrote something here and decided to take it away in the final editing =) - (sorry , this can't be seen by the main public XD) . I don't know what else to say ,and the funny thing is that i wrote this for myself. I wrote this to think it the best way i can, the way i like to. So if i already had my freaking answer, why the hell. ... gaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! ...


I'm sitting here at 6:40 AM wondering why i'm such an asshole... you idiot! (myself) >_> . Wow , the things you have had to stand mate XFD .

I think i already made my decision (as if i didn't unconciously made it already , ha ha...) ... and you know what , i wish life was more like a mathematical equation... it would be soooo much easier , honestly T_T . Since its not... i'd rather take a risk than live in doubt. Thank you. I don't know what will happen , but i just need to know... enough is enough.


CONCLUSION : Sometimes its worth taking the bet mate =) , specially when you have the freaking world to win.

PD -

KeeeE?! , no te gusta el titulo! . Pue mire guilla >_< ! , yo kisiera saber kien te dijo que taba bien robase MIIIII cancion de la semana >_

21 Guns

Sup sup , i'm 21 now , my loyal readers.

As i grow older, i get the illusion of getting smarter. I don't know how to put it into words but what was once a wide road is slowly getting smaller. I don't care though. I think i made the right choice , i think i can live a life without regrets (well ,there are a few...) .



Anyways, i'm real tired XD. Good luck to you all and happy bday to me!.

See you next time with a decent post , i promise it will be awesome!.

I got sunshine in my bag

Its funny how things workout. Flashback to last week and i was killing myself studying for a certain test, which i somehow had convinced myself i was going to fail. People around me told me i was being dramatic , but honestly , if you were in my situation wouldn't you say that my drama was justified? .

I studied a lot for the first midterm. I did what i usually did for every test since highschool , i prepared myself , i was relaxed , i didn't have diarrhea , i was in perfect conditions. So what exactly went wrong? . I have no fucking idea . To this day , i still think the Teacher took away points on purpose or i somehow offended a family of magical gnomes (I am truly sorry , if this was the case) .

I never got to see the test , so i will never really know , but what's done is done i guess (or is it? , you fucking vengeful gnomes). Anyways , all is good now , i passed the test and i'm just chilling like a chili pepper (hahahaha! , who's the man?! , i'm the man!) .

For today's post we have a rather interesting research , done as always by our loyal and restless GITR . We are gonna be talking about the best birthday gifts you can get for a friend who's birthday is coming up recently.... like for example.... september... yes , yes , please read this and pay attention.

GITR presents "Best BDAY gifts that would make your friend be grateful for at least a whole week!"

1- A freaking Gold Car



Now , i know what you are thinking! . Why would anyone want a gold car! , but its not just any car covered by real gold! . Its a freaking Mercedes Benz C63! . This is exactly the type of car someone needs in this country . What better way to battle a 12 feet high BMW Bus , than with a car covered in 10 million dollar's worth of gold! .

If you truly like your friend! , you should consider getting something like this for him. Nothing shows how much you care about someone than gifting him a car covered in gold. How will you get the money? , well thanks to today's current technology , there's not an inch of your body that couldn't be sold to some crazy clinic in Norway. Who need's 2 kidneys anyway?.

2- A Giant Gundam

Well for my tastes , i think i would have like it to be a little bit bigger. 60 feet is just too small for a Gundam. For those of you that don't know what a Gundam is , its simply a giant-japanese-deathmachine-robot. Turns out , one of those japanese genius decided to make a 60 feet replica of one of em. And its now for sale for the low price of 725 million USD! (http://www.gadgetell.com/tech/comment/the-gundam-giant-robot-yours-for-a-mere-725-million/) .

The thing needs a freaking super computer (for a mere 2 million USD!) just to walk! . Now , i don't know about you guys , but i think anyone on their right mind would appreciate a 60 feet giant robot on their yard. Definitely a perfect bday gift.

Don't have the 725 million? , well no worries! , i heard the devil is looking for a business partner! , just check out his website ( http://www.google.com/corporate/ , just click about us )

3- Nope that's not sand , those are diamonds


As the title says , yep those are diamonds. This gift is a little cheaper than the others , i included this on the list cause i realize not everyone has 500 million USD to spend on a bday gift (SHAME ON YOU!) , so if you are a little short of budget , you can get this magnificent gift-shop-like 7 million USD diamond hourglass (hey that's a pretty cool name!)

Say what?! , you don't even have 7 million USD!? ... my my , what a cheap bastard you are . But no worries! , GMAN , as always , has a solution for your problem . Question is , what is your opinion on kids making nike's for 5 cents an hour? - if your answer is "i don't care" or "do they get free shoes?" , come talk to me. I may have a job for you .

4- Your very own country

What better way to see someone happy on their bday than to tell them "Happy Bday! , you are now the owner of The Great Neo Empire of Jesule . I for one think , that would make me tons of happy! .

As it turns out , someone decided to turn an abandoned WW2 sea station into a freaking country. It's called SEALAND , and its for sale for a mere $977 million , thanks to the generosity of thy highness , Prince Michael of Sealand (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,242351,00.html)

And if you are thinking "boy its going to be a lot of work! " , no worries! . Prince Michael already gave the "country" its own anthem , passport and currency. So nice of him!. Though i would like to be called DARTH GMAN , instead of "Prince" . Prince reminds me of Disney , not cool bro.

Don't have the money? , well you can always use the fastest and safest way to earn lots of money. Kill someone rich , pretend to be their son.



So that's it for today mates , i wish you all luck and see you soon . Hopefully , faster than 2 months. PD - Insert Pitbull song here >_>

Now we are all sons of bitches

Oh wow.

Its been a long time indeed. Sorry i haven't written anything in the last 5 weeks! ,its the longest i have ever been without updating this blog. Who's to blame ?, HellMONTH.

If you are smart , and i'm 73.4% you are , you would have noticed how i said HellMONTH and not HellWEEK. It seems i have reached a certain point of my life , where a week , isn't enough of stress. And just like that one rich friend of yours (which is not me , btw, remember i'm a poor sob) just upgraded from a 1995 Toyota Camry (Hellweek) , to a dashing new Porsche Cayenne Turbo (HellMONTH!).

HellMONTH , is a new phenomena which i have yet to complete understand. It seems to have lots of phases , stages ,innuendos , tricks , tacos , burritos , Chihuahuas , i have yet to understand because they are still out of my line of comprehension.

At first , it fools you into thinking "its just another exam week , i have been through it before , no need to worry" . There my friend , is where i made my first mistake . I pretty much went to war with a broken butterknife riding on a pogo stick against a bunch of Terminators T-800 (haha , yeah, i saw salvation >_> , great movie) .

The results were not pretty. I was crush'd, gangbang'd , own'd , bitchslap'd , punk'd , and when i finally thought , "NO WAY THIS CAN GET ANY WORSE!" , it definitely got.

I have reached a state of mind where i'm just tired. I mean tired of pretty much everything , even sleeping (which is why i'm writing this at 7 AM .. although some parts are from a 3 week old draft which i couldn't post because i never finished it ) . After i'm done writing this , i'm gonna go study some more for my super fun test next tuesday.

I don't really think i'm "stressed out" or anything. I'm just tired. I want to sleep without having to think "tomorrow i have to study at least 3 chapters!" or anything of the sorts. Call me crazy if you will (lol we all knew you kureizy foo!) .

And that was my rant . Sorry for ranting , its not something i often do , but i think it was needed. Over the last few weeks , i have come to the realization that Medicine is the most despicable profession ever , and that doctors are as useful as a third boob would be (don't get me started on this , we already discussed that unless humans also get a 3rd hand in the next "big evolution" , a 3rd boob is utterly useless. -Yeah , i have discussed in depth the benefits a 3rd boob would have , don't blame me <_<) style="font-weight: bold;">--------------
Case in point , GITR Research #530


1- I JUST GOT MUGGED BY A DOCTOR!

Ever heard anyone say "wow i went to the doctor and that bastard took away 1000 pesos from me!" . Oh wow my friend , you just got mugged by a doctor! . How ruthless and unethical coming from him! , he STOLE your MONEY!. Damn ruffian. Certainly he didn't provide a good service or anything , or save your life in the process (lol doctors saving lifes !, what are you gonna tell me next? , that australia is a continent?!) , he probably just waited for you to get in your car and threaten you with a scalpel and one of those evil COLD as HELL stethoscopes! (they are the work of the devil) . I have seen many cases of the so called "white coat thieves".

It is under the opinion of the GMAN and the Institute of Research ,that the police needs to put an end to this!. What right do the doctors have to CHARGE us for a SERVICE! . This is outrageous!. I need to take care of my money!. Its not like Doctors need money or anything , they get everything for free! , even haircuts!.

2- THAT DOCTOR KILLED MY SISTER!

Even worst that the white coat thieves, the WHITE COAT MURDERERS! .

That doctor just killed my johnny! , WHY DID HE DO THAT! . Johnny had a long life ahead of him! , if the doctor could just have pulled those 15 9mm rounds out of Johnny's head , torso and leg , Johnny could have lived to a 1000! . I'm gonna sue that poor bastard for not doing the physically impossible. What right does he have to take away the live of MY Johnny!?.

And BETH! , what about BETH! . Don't you forget about her! , it wasn't the 10cm tumor stuck in Beth's frontal lobe that killed HER! , NOOOOOOOO . IT WASN'T! . It was that Doctor and his damn Surgery! . BETH would have been fine with a little headache , anorexia , blindness , coughing up blood , and losing senstitivity every day ! . MURD3RRR!!.

3- OMG! , I was Saved by GOD!

Thank our lord Jesus and Tom Cruise for my live. I arrived in the hospital yesterday with a 12 CM long open wound in my neck and torso , it was a tragic Javelin accident involving a clown and 12 deaf monkeys. (http://www.kirotv.com/news/4395572/detail.html?rss=sea&psp=southsoundnews) .

After 12 hours of surgeries , those stupid doctors were resting and doing nothing as usual , drugging me up so that they could charge me more in my hospital bill. Thank to god though , i am now alive . Those idiotic doctors could have killed me! , you know?. May Jesus and the saints , and Tom cruise , bless us. Thank you god for my live, but you should be wary of those evil doctors you know?! , i don't trust em.
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With that said , i think its obvious that doctors are just borderline useless. As proven by GITR (Gman Institute of Technology and Research) , its pretty obvious that doctors are sadistic thieves , murderers , and above all , have an absolutely horrendous fashion sense (really a white coat?! , white?!, UUUGH how racist. Not to mention the doctors that think that dressing up as a lechoza is cool )

That's it for today's post mates , i hope you guys enjoyed it. I'm now going to continue studying (hoozah!) and having super fun fun fun......



PD : Did you see my tanga!? - RIP Michael Jackson , you will be missed.

Ghosts appear and fade away....

Welcome ladies and gent! . I know its been quite a long time and please don't feel like i have been neglecting you. Its just that i have had nearly a month of vacations and i didn't really feel like writing. No matter! , i won't ignore YOU , my loyal audience , like those other bloggers that post every 6 months and its usually to whine about something that only they understand.

And just in case you were wondering... No , this is not a puya.. its not really... i swear... honestly...

Well mates, i think its time for me to tell you about my fantastic weekend. I'm not really an outgoing person... i do go a lot but its more because of my friends than because of my own wishes... i'm a proud introvert , if you will.

So here is my tale . There i was on a saturday night , reading mangas and listening to good music. I was happy . I was entertained. I wasn't bored . But still , i thought that i had to get away from my house. I don't know what got into me but so i did... We were originally going to go to the theater to watch wolverine but plans abruptly changed cause one of me mates didn't know how to read (and or) misread the time of the theater . So i didn't get to watch Wolverine , not a big loss. And then it happened..... one of me mates asked me and the others of the crew to accompany him to this "disco"...

Promises were made.. He promised bootay , and while i don't take his word for granted , the others did... So i decided to tag alone anyways.

WHY DID I DO THAT?!

We were supposed to leave at 10:00PM , but thanks to one of my slower mates we left at 11:00PM. This is a pretty funny sidestory so let me tell you about it..

We were supposed to gather at my place and leave in one car. The one with the car arrived and we waited for the slow one to come.... he didn't come.. over the night i called him a few times to ask why he wasn't ready. Here's what he told me:

First call
Me : So are you ready?
Him : What?! , no.. its early man ... i'm ready i just need to put my shirt on
*sounds of demons dying on the background*
Me: are you playing ?
Him : Noooo..... of course not...
Me : right....

Second call
Me : We are comming to get you
Him : Wait i'm not ready , i'm having dinner
Me: BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE READY 30 MINUTES AGO!
Him : I didn't say i had dinner
Me : AAAAAAAAAAARGH

Third Call
Me: Are you ready now?
Him : Nope , i'm ironing my shirt.
Me : You are kidding right? ....
Him : I can't go out with a wrinkled shirt!
Me : You've got to be shitting me...

Fourth call
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING READY NOW?
Him : No.. i can't find my wallet... i was wondering if you guys could come over and help me find it...
Me - *slams the phone*

Fifth call
Me : If you are not ready we are leaving you...
Him : Come get me , i'm just gonna walk my dog for a sec...
Me : O_o... sure...


Me and the guy driving agreed to never let him tag along anymore >_> , but enough of that. We got the address and went forward to our destination... In HERRERA. Now when we were getting close to the place i started to think..

this is not my place... what am i doing here? ... i was having fun!!! .. i don't like dancing... good lord what was i thinking >_> ...

As we approached , i realized something.. It REALLY wasn't my kind of place.. or any of us for that matter... Cueros everywhere, colmadones , motoristas and their respective rabandolas .. Not my enviroment for sure.. The GMAN didn't want n e ho's that night.

We finally reached the place. It was on the 3rd floor a building , and it had this weird aura coming off <_< .. The cover was 50 pesos (wtf?... seriously? ) . The place is called "stip" (its written as "step" .. what? , didn't you know "step" is pronounced "stip"? ... You animal!). I didn't know any of the people there , and there wasn't any good bootay , anywhere in sight. And this wasn't only me , my mates agreed and we all left the place like 20 minutes later. Of course , we gave the friend that made us go there what he deserved (even his GF helped!) but its still wasn't enough. The point of this tale is simple. No fuerce la vaina! . If you are fine , you are fine. There's no need to go out just because its a friday or saturday night.. sometimes its okay to layback and watch a good movie or some classic porno (wat) . I learned my lesson , i hope you guys get something out of it =).

As an extra bonus to the tale , i later found out that we were actually in the "VIP Room". VIP ROOM?! - i asked. Certainly you jest , good sir. I saw no 8,000 pesos bottle , anywhere in sight!. Ahoy matey! , but you only need to open a 1000 pesos White Label to get a VIP Table. >_>

Really?... good lord... This whole post might sound like i'm some kind of elitist jerk but the people that know me well , know that i'm an extremely humble person =)

Good luck on your own adventures mateys and enjoy life!, HOOZAH!

The spaceman says everybody look down..

Wow... is how i would describe March 2009. Well maybe not.. Some interesting stuff , some boring stuff , the usual.

Make no mistake my loyal readers , this is nothing but a pity post. Pity , cause i haven't posted anything in this past month. Not cause i didn't have the time , but because i didn't have the will to write anything. I have recently become addicted to... something (nothing unhealthy , don't worry) , and it has pretty much taken over all my free time.

As for me , i think i'm doing pretty well. Hellweek is on the horizon and i have already begun studying for that-impossible-exam-i-will-fail-no-matter-how-much-i-study. Some changes : I sold my soul to the highest bidder (wat?!) , i'm getting a second nephew (yay!) , i have a facebook (no comments) , i saw Carlos Santa live (OYE COMO VA!!!) , i have become a master of subject-changing and i could swear punky called me by my name 2 weeks ago (strange , i know..) .

I do have a few tales i will like tell with more words but out of ... discretion , i won't. Not in the meantime , at least. So with this few words i say good bye mates . Take care and make fun of the next alhzheimer patient you see!

Raise your hands and shake your ass!

STOP.

Look behind you Pedro.

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Well , chances are that isn't your name , but if it was , i'm pretty sure i scared the crap out of you fool =)

>.>

-before starting. I just made a site for all my college related files... www.unibesec02.tk , check it out if you take classes with me.. might find something worth your time.. -

Ok, so moving on , what's up folks? . Its been a long time since my last post and i thought i should come over and say hi . My life , as usual , has been pretty dull with a few highlights of awesomeness every once in a while . Its funny to think that we spend more than half of our lives doing things we don't want to do. Alas , that's how the world works.



Since last saturday , i have spent at least more than 5 hours a day studying for HELL WEEK . You guys remember HW , do you not? . That week that consists mostly of studying , sleeping , studying , eating junk food (yumm ... chimi's ) and more studying ; and as general rule for Hellweek , studying comes first and fun comes second .

-check out my old HW guideline-

I spent a lot of time studying one subject in particular. I spent tons of hours every day , reading stuff in both english and spanish , from at least 4 different books , only to find myself ****ed up , causy my "teacher" (read : someone paid to sit down and spent 45 minutes talking about random facts, incoherently) likes to ask stuff he did not taught .

Seriously , what's the point of assisting a class , if you are not going to learn anything or at least get an idea of what you are going to be evaluated on . So props to you "teacher" , for wasting my time and money. I know better now though.

In order to answer this week's big test, i needed the collective thinking of at least 4 people (all of which studied a lot) and we didn't even score over 90% . Not only that , but apparently , we got a little carried away , and there are probably going to be some... consequences , to our actions. Nothing serious , i think.

But enough of my mindless rant! . HW is almost over (only 1 test left) and its time for the POST-HELL-WEEK-CELEBRATION!

Things that the GMAN and the GITR (Gman Institute of Technology and Research! , for those of you that forgot) would advice you to do :

1- Get DRUNK

What's the best way to end up a stressing week? ...... drinking the crap out of the nearest Barcelo rum!!! , while talking to you friend Johnny Walker and staring at Jose Cuervo's face.. Mind you , i can't drink alcohol ( .. uhm.. i kinda woke up peeing blood last friday , so out of precaution i'm only drinking water.. actually , that was going to be today's subject..) , and if i could , i probably wouldn't cause its an expensive hobby , and to be honest Coca Cola is just waaay better =)

Coca Cola >>>>>>>>> ALL ; GMAN never lies.

Which is probably the reason i got sick in the first place..

2- Get HIGH

I have never smoked pot , but i know some people that do ... and i'm pretty damn sure that eso 3 moreno that are always hanging around in the same dark corner , 1 block down from my house , are not selling Girl Scout Cookies. They do seem to be nice people though.

Anyways , i'm told pot is fun , but try not go Kurt Cobain on me folks =/

3- Get LAID

As most of you know the Gman is a pimp and ho's kinda man (without em) , so its best to follow his advice correctly . Of course! , some of you might say - "but ze gman is a virgin!!!!!" , that is wrong my friends! , the GMAN is only withholding the birth of the world's next great leader , that's totally different from Virginity folks. Sad that most don't understand him!

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<.< .... =( GO BATMAN! So with these few words , i end today's post. Good luck to you all , and remember... THE GMAN IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU!!! - MUUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! *maniac laugh*

The Gman vanishes into the night... woooooooooosh!

SO SAY WE ALL!

BURN THE HERETICS AT THE ACADEMY FOR NOT NOMINATING THE DARK KNIGHT! . I'm TIRED of the snobby elitist ass of those so called "critics" who refuse to give any damn award to any blockbuster Hollywood film. Burn them at the stake , i say!. Keep this on and people will start paying more attention to the MTV Movie awards , DAMN IT. No one really liked CHICAGO!.

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erhm... y hello there folks! , how's everything doing?.

Well , for starters , things haven't being going so well with me... for example my PC's PSU (Power Supply) just fried 20 minutes ago... again. Yep , i replaced it 6 days ago and its already on my huge PSU graveyard. Its probably because God hates me and he thinks i shouldn't have fun. No biggie though , you won't beat me so easily BOB! . I'm not known to be a quitter.

What else... well i encountered some additional , unexpected issues this week (or should i say month?- guess guess!) , which out of decency , i won't be commenting in depth here , and to be honest , everyone has its own problems and i don't like it when someone throws them at my face so i won't be doing the same =)

Also , since this technically my first post this year i think i owe you all a big Happy New Year! , wohoo! .

Sooooo a friend of mine from the good old jap emailed this to me . I thought it was hilarious (given the context) and here i will share it with you ppl!

HOSPITAL JAPONES





Check out this youtube video of family guy too!




I dont know if you noticed it but this was kinda of a short post. It didnt really take me more than a few minutes... i said to myself i would have at least one post per month and this is it... So if its not up to your liking! , get out and do something better a$$hole =)

PS: The final season of BattleStar Galactica has just begun. If you don't think its hands down the best series ever you have mental problems or have never watched it... aaand no , its not about aliens or star trek stuff..

Goodbye and Goodluck to you all!.