Merry Festivus- Hanukkah - XMAS!

¡Hello there mates! .

¡Long time no see! .

¡Did you notice the abundance of exclamation marks!

So what else is new mates? . Nothing much here. Its XMAS time and i'm enjoying my vacation a lot doing the usual stuff ; you know wat.. sleeping , eating ,sleeping , tv , gaming ,sleeping , eating , sleeping , eating , movies , sleeping , dominoes , eating , poker, sleeping , etc. I'm not that original , i admit. I was going to make a post about what people should do on XMAS times but i forgot about it..

Anyway , moving on.. . This semester went pretty well. Could have been better if i didn't have 3 teachers attempting against my life , but oh well.. nothing is perfect.

Awkward things i noticed? .

1- I lost 11 points in a 10 point test. WTF , he could at least try to make it a little less obvious that he didn't want me to get an A. I also needed 1 (one) point to exonerate the final . Teacher refused to give it to me (don't quote this out of context!)

2- Another teacher attempted against the grades of 3 sections. I don't know exactly how many of my classmates failed , but i know that in one particular section , only 4 people out of 30 passed (3 C's , 1 B) . I was lucky and scored a B. But almost everyone got a C or failed. I only know of 1 A.

3- One teacher decided to leave me at 88. And people thought i was her favorite student... but i knew better , the bias she had against me was clear as water. She made me work twice harder than everyone else and gave me less points. **** her i say.

In the final exam - i wanted to change rows but she didn't want me too... cause she was giving my row an "special" test. I got punk'd =(

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Well , i feel its the GMAN's obligation to give a few advices for XMAS

Here are a few rules.

1- Don't give clothes to children.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. DON'T DO IT. You know how annoying it is to get a... PAIR OF SOCKS on XMAS NIGHT?! (people only give socks when they are cheap or don't know WHAT to get ; don't be a fool) . Its really depressing. Sad part is that you have to "act" like you are happy about it. Here's a hint |: SOCKS OR UNDERWEAR DON'T MAKE A KID HAPPY. Give him toys damn it. Or VGames , I don't know. But don't ruin a kid's xmas because of a Polo shirt..

Also , don't give me clothes either. I probably won't wear them. So its gotta be Chocolates , LEGO (yes i'm a lego freak , any problems with that?!) or VGames (sadly everyone in this country is too cheap for this) . I also accept books , once in a while.

This video helps me present my argument. Its also extremely cruel.



I believe this video explains why american kids go gung-ho in schools.

2- XMAS without Pork is not XMAS

Seriously now , how can anyone have XMAS without pork? . Its heresy. It's anti-constitutional . It's evil. It doesn't make sense .Its like having halloween without candy! . ETC , ETC. Even vegetarians should eat pork on XMAS. Without pork , there is no XMAS SPIRIT! - FACT! . Its after our tummies are full with delicious magical pork , that we START feeling the XMAS joy.


Patele en hoja too...

3- Enjoy

Just enjoy. Enjoy your family , and enjoy your time with them. Steal your little cousins presents, etc. Just have fun .

Well now mates. I'm kinda tired. It's 1:42 AM now and people left like 30 minutes ago. I was trying to convince my father to go to my uncles house , but he refused =(

Anyhow , GL everyone and have a merry Xmas. Don't get too drunk Uniboncheanos.

BTW What did you all get for XMAS?!

RE: I got 2 GB ram , so nice!

Am i human? ....

Hello there folks. Its been a while , i know , but i haven't forgotten about the GI headquarters . Don't worry , i have just been busy this month , not much room for writing anything. I have been either using my new DISH (Viewsat PRO!) , my new VideoCard , or simply studying, this whooooole month. Some people might have noticed i don't even log in to MSN anymore , don't worry , just wait until the "vicio" is over.

Lots of things happened this past month ,but nothing worth telling. This is simply a quick and informative message to let you know - I'm Not Dead - , but next time i'll write something cool (hopefully , atleast) , right now i have to go. So take care , don't do anything i wouldn't , congrats OBAMA , and let the Licey end this year in their rightful 1st place.


GMAN lives! , kicking ass and taking names since 1988!.

I get this feeling that I, I've been here before...

Hello (pri)mates from all over the country , what's up? . I wanted to write something for a looooong time now , but as most of the people that talk to me daily know , i have been.... rather busy... this week . And i thought exam weeks were bad... this week tops it all folks. But , as the GMAN way of lifes says , face it and move on , and so shall i... so shall we all (i'm pretty sure only 1 of my readers will get this reference!)

Oh i did turn 20 this monday , but it really wasn't a good BDAY. Now that i think of it , my BDays never are.... 10 years ago (22/09/98) the hurricane known as George , visited my country. And that was one of the "better" ones. So don't blame me for being paranoid~~~.

I honestly wasn't planning to write anything today so ill try to keep it short... GO WATCH TROPIC THUNDER!!!! . FUNNIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR! . I don't care if you hate Ben Stiller , i don't care if you think Jack Black is a pedo , i don't care if your mama wont let you watch R rated comedies , YOU WILL WATCH THAT MOVIE!! .

On a short know i feel its the GMAN's obligation to make some things clear , regarding "the dominican language" .

GMAN's Guide to Proper Speech v1.0

1- You will refer to your mother as "madre" .

I don't know how many times i have to repeat this , but i will until everyone doesn't do it! . You do NOT refer to the person that brought you to this world as MAMA! . MAMA , for all the misinformed readers ... is *censored* .... and shouldn't be confused with "Madre" . So please try not to make this mistake anymore.

2- Elloai and gartilago (don't ask if you don't know what this is) are not "words" .

Haha , you think you are so clever , huh? ... Its a freaking word , stop being so lazy and pronounce it properly! . Its like putting the car on N when going down a hill... you just don't do it...

3- Overusing LOK@ and VIEJ@ is NOT O.K.

"VIEJO CHEKEATE ETO . LOKO TU NO ME VA A CREE ETO LOKO . LOKO TU NO TE IMAGINA VIEJO . VIEEEEJO LOKOOOOOOOOOO!"

In my opinion that's worst than "Fuck the fucking fucker" . Its so annoying having someone using the same words over and over.. and over... and over... to the eternity!!! . And sometimes when you are talking with more than 3 people that use those words frequently , it is absofuckinteed that at least 15% of the words used in a 5 minutes conversation are "VIEJO" and "LOKO" .

4- Objects have names , they are not "VAINAS" ,"COSAS" or "MIERDA" .

(Also hi5 to the guy that created the catchphrase "SON VAINAS!" )

Don't remember the name of that little rectangular object with numbers that is used to change the TV channel? ... SO TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND THINK! . Don't tell me "PASAME ESA VAINA!" , Wut vaina? , the dish? , the book? , the box? , THE DOG??! . Worst is when my one of my friends tells me to seach for the "VAINA" next to "la COSA cuadrada" and on top of "la MIERDA esa" .

End.

Also before someone comes here and tells me "GMAN but you have the grammar of a 5 year old!" , i say SHUT THE **** UP!. Son vainas.. I also admit to put the Car on N when going down a hill with low gas..........................
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NOTE : "how many tears must I taste before my freedom"

*minor update* regarding the LHC

The LHC didn't blow up the world. Here is a video of how it went....

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

I honestly hope it was worth it. Enjoy.

Wow , i feel obliged to post this. This should have WON the VMA's in my honest opinion.



Also , in case we all die this Wednesday , i wish you all good luck in heaven (or hell?) . Wut? , didn't you people know they are turning on the Large Hadron Collider this Wednesday for the first time? (well the real test in october i guess) . And if that doesn't kill us all... they are planning to build the VERY LARGE HADRON COLLIDER (wow , are you serious? ... now that's creative naming....)


http://www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

Sidenote : Heads will roll for including me in that poll , rakanishux. Also , congrats to my cousin for the birth of his lovely daughter! , hi5!.

When the landslide bring you down...

Last saturday i finished yet another step in the so called string of random events we like to call "life" . Guess what? , I finally graduated from the Dominico-Japanese Institute. It has been a long road (3 to 4 years , i honestly can't remember) and after 50 long lessons we have finally reached the point where our teachers have nothing else to teach us.

That doesn't mean we are veterans in the language or anything alike, don't misinterpret my words. It justs means that what's left for us to learn , we must learn it alone. It honestly was a sad day, i wish good luck to all my friends and teachers . I'm not the kind of person that does this kind of stuff frequently so consider yourselves lucky bastards.

Now that its over , another point in my master plan has been fullfilled....

1-Finish Highschool
2-Enter Medschool
3-Finish Japanese
4-??????????????
5-World Domination

I also need something to do Saturday mornings . Sleeping is no that fun , really.




Also as promised , here are the rest of the pictures , if you don't know how to use rapidshare... i honestly don't care =(

http://rapidshare.com/files/141911620/Fotos_JAP.zip.html

I no longer feel i have to be James Dean!

Hello there my mates from all around the world!. What's up?. I have been in vacations for a week now and the initial "OMFG it so awesome" is starting to wear down... Yes , that time where one starts thinking "God i want classes to start , so i have SOMETHING to do!" is kicking in. And when classes do start i will just go back to "God i want vacations to start so i have NOTHING to do!" , Ironic isn't it?.

Wow - i say to myself , i musn't allow myself to be SO weak , i NEED something to do (although i have had LOTS to do) in order to get that feeling f'ing away from me. So to that i decided to write something.... not sure about the topic yet though... let me think... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
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I GOT IT! , let's talk about hmm... What to do in vacation times!

What to do in vacation times:

1- Get out
2-A lot
3- Away from your house
4- And under no circumstance
5-Try to do something i wouldn't

har har! , how clever of me...

Honestly , i have no idea what to do in vacation times (i know this must be a shocker for my loyal fans) . I always do for like the first week but after a while i did pretty much everything i wanted (of course , if someone were to say... invite me to a country , with everything paid by ... he/she.. , that would be really nice on their part! ... any volunteers?!) in the first week or so , so right now i have nothing to do... and nothing kewl to write about either (don't despair! , i'm pretty sure its only temporary!) .

So i beg you people , send me some awesome stuff to do? ... preferably cheap please. And nothing too generic like go to the beach (oh you are a genius , ain't ya?!) , or get together with your friends (friends... who need's em?!) and stuff like that.