Merry Festivus- Hanukkah - XMAS!

¡Hello there mates! .

¡Long time no see! .

¡Did you notice the abundance of exclamation marks!

So what else is new mates? . Nothing much here. Its XMAS time and i'm enjoying my vacation a lot doing the usual stuff ; you know wat.. sleeping , eating ,sleeping , tv , gaming ,sleeping , eating , sleeping , eating , movies , sleeping , dominoes , eating , poker, sleeping , etc. I'm not that original , i admit. I was going to make a post about what people should do on XMAS times but i forgot about it..

Anyway , moving on.. . This semester went pretty well. Could have been better if i didn't have 3 teachers attempting against my life , but oh well.. nothing is perfect.

Awkward things i noticed? .

1- I lost 11 points in a 10 point test. WTF , he could at least try to make it a little less obvious that he didn't want me to get an A. I also needed 1 (one) point to exonerate the final . Teacher refused to give it to me (don't quote this out of context!)

2- Another teacher attempted against the grades of 3 sections. I don't know exactly how many of my classmates failed , but i know that in one particular section , only 4 people out of 30 passed (3 C's , 1 B) . I was lucky and scored a B. But almost everyone got a C or failed. I only know of 1 A.

3- One teacher decided to leave me at 88. And people thought i was her favorite student... but i knew better , the bias she had against me was clear as water. She made me work twice harder than everyone else and gave me less points. **** her i say.

In the final exam - i wanted to change rows but she didn't want me too... cause she was giving my row an "special" test. I got punk'd =(

-end rant-

Well , i feel its the GMAN's obligation to give a few advices for XMAS

Here are a few rules.

1- Don't give clothes to children.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. DON'T DO IT. You know how annoying it is to get a... PAIR OF SOCKS on XMAS NIGHT?! (people only give socks when they are cheap or don't know WHAT to get ; don't be a fool) . Its really depressing. Sad part is that you have to "act" like you are happy about it. Here's a hint |: SOCKS OR UNDERWEAR DON'T MAKE A KID HAPPY. Give him toys damn it. Or VGames , I don't know. But don't ruin a kid's xmas because of a Polo shirt..

Also , don't give me clothes either. I probably won't wear them. So its gotta be Chocolates , LEGO (yes i'm a lego freak , any problems with that?!) or VGames (sadly everyone in this country is too cheap for this) . I also accept books , once in a while.

This video helps me present my argument. Its also extremely cruel.



I believe this video explains why american kids go gung-ho in schools.

2- XMAS without Pork is not XMAS

Seriously now , how can anyone have XMAS without pork? . Its heresy. It's anti-constitutional . It's evil. It doesn't make sense .Its like having halloween without candy! . ETC , ETC. Even vegetarians should eat pork on XMAS. Without pork , there is no XMAS SPIRIT! - FACT! . Its after our tummies are full with delicious magical pork , that we START feeling the XMAS joy.


Patele en hoja too...

3- Enjoy

Just enjoy. Enjoy your family , and enjoy your time with them. Steal your little cousins presents, etc. Just have fun .

Well now mates. I'm kinda tired. It's 1:42 AM now and people left like 30 minutes ago. I was trying to convince my father to go to my uncles house , but he refused =(

Anyhow , GL everyone and have a merry Xmas. Don't get too drunk Uniboncheanos.

BTW What did you all get for XMAS?!

RE: I got 2 GB ram , so nice!

Am i human? ....

Hello there folks. Its been a while , i know , but i haven't forgotten about the GI headquarters . Don't worry , i have just been busy this month , not much room for writing anything. I have been either using my new DISH (Viewsat PRO!) , my new VideoCard , or simply studying, this whooooole month. Some people might have noticed i don't even log in to MSN anymore , don't worry , just wait until the "vicio" is over.

Lots of things happened this past month ,but nothing worth telling. This is simply a quick and informative message to let you know - I'm Not Dead - , but next time i'll write something cool (hopefully , atleast) , right now i have to go. So take care , don't do anything i wouldn't , congrats OBAMA , and let the Licey end this year in their rightful 1st place.


GMAN lives! , kicking ass and taking names since 1988!.

I get this feeling that I, I've been here before...

Hello (pri)mates from all over the country , what's up? . I wanted to write something for a looooong time now , but as most of the people that talk to me daily know , i have been.... rather busy... this week . And i thought exam weeks were bad... this week tops it all folks. But , as the GMAN way of lifes says , face it and move on , and so shall i... so shall we all (i'm pretty sure only 1 of my readers will get this reference!)

Oh i did turn 20 this monday , but it really wasn't a good BDAY. Now that i think of it , my BDays never are.... 10 years ago (22/09/98) the hurricane known as George , visited my country. And that was one of the "better" ones. So don't blame me for being paranoid~~~.

I honestly wasn't planning to write anything today so ill try to keep it short... GO WATCH TROPIC THUNDER!!!! . FUNNIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR! . I don't care if you hate Ben Stiller , i don't care if you think Jack Black is a pedo , i don't care if your mama wont let you watch R rated comedies , YOU WILL WATCH THAT MOVIE!! .

On a short know i feel its the GMAN's obligation to make some things clear , regarding "the dominican language" .

GMAN's Guide to Proper Speech v1.0

1- You will refer to your mother as "madre" .

I don't know how many times i have to repeat this , but i will until everyone doesn't do it! . You do NOT refer to the person that brought you to this world as MAMA! . MAMA , for all the misinformed readers ... is *censored* .... and shouldn't be confused with "Madre" . So please try not to make this mistake anymore.

2- Elloai and gartilago (don't ask if you don't know what this is) are not "words" .

Haha , you think you are so clever , huh? ... Its a freaking word , stop being so lazy and pronounce it properly! . Its like putting the car on N when going down a hill... you just don't do it...

3- Overusing LOK@ and VIEJ@ is NOT O.K.

"VIEJO CHEKEATE ETO . LOKO TU NO ME VA A CREE ETO LOKO . LOKO TU NO TE IMAGINA VIEJO . VIEEEEJO LOKOOOOOOOOOO!"

In my opinion that's worst than "Fuck the fucking fucker" . Its so annoying having someone using the same words over and over.. and over... and over... to the eternity!!! . And sometimes when you are talking with more than 3 people that use those words frequently , it is absofuckinteed that at least 15% of the words used in a 5 minutes conversation are "VIEJO" and "LOKO" .

4- Objects have names , they are not "VAINAS" ,"COSAS" or "MIERDA" .

(Also hi5 to the guy that created the catchphrase "SON VAINAS!" )

Don't remember the name of that little rectangular object with numbers that is used to change the TV channel? ... SO TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND THINK! . Don't tell me "PASAME ESA VAINA!" , Wut vaina? , the dish? , the book? , the box? , THE DOG??! . Worst is when my one of my friends tells me to seach for the "VAINA" next to "la COSA cuadrada" and on top of "la MIERDA esa" .

End.

Also before someone comes here and tells me "GMAN but you have the grammar of a 5 year old!" , i say SHUT THE **** UP!. Son vainas.. I also admit to put the Car on N when going down a hill with low gas..........................
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.................twice..


NOTE : "how many tears must I taste before my freedom"

*minor update* regarding the LHC

The LHC didn't blow up the world. Here is a video of how it went....

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

I honestly hope it was worth it. Enjoy.

Wow , i feel obliged to post this. This should have WON the VMA's in my honest opinion.



Also , in case we all die this Wednesday , i wish you all good luck in heaven (or hell?) . Wut? , didn't you people know they are turning on the Large Hadron Collider this Wednesday for the first time? (well the real test in october i guess) . And if that doesn't kill us all... they are planning to build the VERY LARGE HADRON COLLIDER (wow , are you serious? ... now that's creative naming....)


http://www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

Sidenote : Heads will roll for including me in that poll , rakanishux. Also , congrats to my cousin for the birth of his lovely daughter! , hi5!.

When the landslide bring you down...

Last saturday i finished yet another step in the so called string of random events we like to call "life" . Guess what? , I finally graduated from the Dominico-Japanese Institute. It has been a long road (3 to 4 years , i honestly can't remember) and after 50 long lessons we have finally reached the point where our teachers have nothing else to teach us.

That doesn't mean we are veterans in the language or anything alike, don't misinterpret my words. It justs means that what's left for us to learn , we must learn it alone. It honestly was a sad day, i wish good luck to all my friends and teachers . I'm not the kind of person that does this kind of stuff frequently so consider yourselves lucky bastards.

Now that its over , another point in my master plan has been fullfilled....

1-Finish Highschool
2-Enter Medschool
3-Finish Japanese
4-??????????????
5-World Domination

I also need something to do Saturday mornings . Sleeping is no that fun , really.




Also as promised , here are the rest of the pictures , if you don't know how to use rapidshare... i honestly don't care =(

http://rapidshare.com/files/141911620/Fotos_JAP.zip.html

I no longer feel i have to be James Dean!

Hello there my mates from all around the world!. What's up?. I have been in vacations for a week now and the initial "OMFG it so awesome" is starting to wear down... Yes , that time where one starts thinking "God i want classes to start , so i have SOMETHING to do!" is kicking in. And when classes do start i will just go back to "God i want vacations to start so i have NOTHING to do!" , Ironic isn't it?.

Wow - i say to myself , i musn't allow myself to be SO weak , i NEED something to do (although i have had LOTS to do) in order to get that feeling f'ing away from me. So to that i decided to write something.... not sure about the topic yet though... let me think... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
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I GOT IT! , let's talk about hmm... What to do in vacation times!

What to do in vacation times:

1- Get out
2-A lot
3- Away from your house
4- And under no circumstance
5-Try to do something i wouldn't

har har! , how clever of me...

Honestly , i have no idea what to do in vacation times (i know this must be a shocker for my loyal fans) . I always do for like the first week but after a while i did pretty much everything i wanted (of course , if someone were to say... invite me to a country , with everything paid by ... he/she.. , that would be really nice on their part! ... any volunteers?!) in the first week or so , so right now i have nothing to do... and nothing kewl to write about either (don't despair! , i'm pretty sure its only temporary!) .

So i beg you people , send me some awesome stuff to do? ... preferably cheap please. And nothing too generic like go to the beach (oh you are a genius , ain't ya?!) , or get together with your friends (friends... who need's em?!) and stuff like that.

... and Thou shalt praise the Batman....

-Holy thunders Batman! ,How are we going to get out this situation!?.
-Just sit tight and hold me Robin...
- What da...

And as quickly as it began , the semester FINALLY ends. Thank you Lord , although you should have made things for me a tad easier . So how did i do you ask?! - Well i survived , not without loosing an arm or two but i survived , hopefully i will get 1 or 2 "mercy" Aces. I love those and they are always welcome in my report cards. Thankfully i will no longer have to face that stupid psychology teacher anymore , although she gave me a B (bastard!) .

One thing i would like to mention though is that Arthur Guyton (Author of the world's most popular Physiology book) is a cold blooded killer. Not a human killer thou! , no... much worse. He's a dog killer. The kind of scum that lurks around bridges and garbage sites, looking for their next meal. You just have to take a good look at his Book .

As Guyton puts it:
-Chapter 1: So in order to proof that you can't live without blood , we cut the jugulars of a dozen of dogs and they all died. THEORY CONFIRMED! : You can't live without blood.

Chapter 2 : So me and buddies were having a drink and someone said -"dude , i bet you 50 bucks you can't hold your breath for 30 minutes" - ... well i don't know if i can ... but the dogs we used for the experiment sure couldn't.

Chapter 3 : Apparently you need a LIVEr to live....or at least the dogs did.

Chapter 4 : How was i supposed to know that cyanide is a poison?! ... RIP my chiguagua.

Chapter 5: Attention to all nurses and medics : Using a defibrillator when the dog...erhm i mean person has a pulse is not a good idea. And although we can't say for sure... it looked like it hurts a lot.

And so on , i feel really digusted by that book. Most would think i'm joking but i'm not =( ... And now for the important part of this post : Batman. I will try to sum up my view of the movie in one short sentence : HOLY #$#%#$^#^*!!!!!! , MOTHER $$$##$%^ , EPIC!1!!!!!11!!. Seriously , when you a see 19 year old kid jiggling like a litte girl over a grown man dressed in tight leather suit (wut?!) - its because its GOOOD (noticed the extra O?) , really really gOOOd.

I'm cereal yo' . I can't say i left disappointed . I mean i knew it would be good... but sky apparenty is NOT the limit. Every little detail of the plot leads to a greater meaning and in the end , everything comes together so nice , so awesome , it can't be described as nothing short of EPIC. One thing i didn't like about the movie though.... THE AUDIENCE! . If you are watching a movie about batman : THOU SHALT CLAP WHEN BATMAN DOES SOMETHING AWESOME! , i felt like i was the only one that knew this! . Its Batman for fuck sakes! . I should have seen it with the true fans in the premiere , or in a cheap theater - no one besides me clapped when the credits rolled in =( .

And now i say goodbye... although i could say hello. Wish you all luck and sorry for the long absence!.

PS : Number of bets won that night : 2.

GMAN got attacked by Vampires!

OMG Vampires! , hundreds of them ! .... or just one... one little evil nurse that looked like a female black Yoda.... That woman unsuccessfully attempted first degree murder on me as she tried to suck up some blood for a "blood test" . It was a bloodbath , i tell you (yet another pun!) .

At first i thought she was a regular good old nurse. "Don't worry" - she told me. "It won't hurt" - she repeated.
LIES AND SLANDER ,I SAY! .



First she poked me in my left arm near my elbow , like nurses usually do . I found nothing strange with this since its the place where they normally sting you . After playing around with the needle stuck inside of me for 2 minutes (she claims she was searching for the vein.... but it "ran away") and me going Vanilla White over the process , she decided to look for the vein somewhere else........ WHERE TO?! , you ask me ; TO MY FRIGGIN HAND , i answer. YES! , APPARENTLY , its also allowed (well she said it was...) to get blood from THE HAND ... Why don't they do it then if it's easier? ... BECAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL.




Well , not something a Manly Man like me can't take , anyways. So she goes for the SECOND (Number 2) sting! . And once again , she keeps playing with the freaking needle inside of me trying to search for the vein. This time RAGE (a moment of silent for the girlish sob i made here) takes over so i don't go Vanilla White. After 2 minutes of probably cutting some ligaments and/or muscles needed for my dominant hand , she gives up and tries for another spot. That's the spirit! , keep on trying and never give up! (if you are not messing with someone else's arm , that is)

This time she goes for the... wait for it... THE FRIGGIN WRIST. Yes , the wrist can also be used for blood tests (so she says) ... So for the 3rd time she stings me , this time on my RIGHT WRIST ( i told her i needed my left hand to write and for other .... uhm... important stuff) .

So as you probably guessed by now... she once again played with fucking needle for 5 minutes , destroyed some fibers.... oh and she forgot to mention it hurts more than in the hand. Never mind that she couldn't find the vein.

F%^&%^*&%(&%(^$*^*^&*%&^#%&#$&$&&$%& - YOU@!

So for the ... what is it now? , 4th time? (we were trying to remember if this was the 3rd or 4th attempt) ...she stings me. This time in the FRIGGIN MIDDLE OF MY FOREARM. Did it hurt? - oh yes it did. I don't even blink when its near the elbow , this time i was trying not to scream "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ?! " . Lucky for me and my arms , she found the slippery vein and got the damn blood out. I'm sure my above average blood will fit her devilish tastes. If not , me and Buffy are gonna pay her a visit.



So now you might be wondering , "By all gods GMAN! , Why in the world did you need a blood test!" - Simple answer for that mate! , this weekend has been.... erhm chaotic. I woke up Saturday morning with a 40 fever and the doctor that treated me for my previous illness thought that it might be a relapse, so he ordered me a bunch of test (Blood , Urine , Xray) . I had blood done that same weekend but the results weren't exactly... normal , so just to make sure he wanted me to get another test today. "But are you ok now GMAN?! , You know we can't live without you!" - FEAR NOT! , My loyal readers. For the GMAN is strong and mighty , surrendering to some illness is not in my plans!.

BTW , they only had to sting me twice in the weekend!.

Green Grass and High Tides forever...

...castles of stone... erhm nevermind.

So what's up?! . So far this has been a rather interesting week to say the least , you know with the usual up and downs and the lame, awkward , funny , boring moments ...... I'm not really in the mood for much writing so sorry PPL! (you can blame my Psychology teacher for that) , i sent the GITR on vacations , they deserve it , they are truly hard workers.... ( they said they would sue me if i didn't, those lazy bastards..... )

As a gamer this was E3 week (read: most important week of the year , from a gamer perspective). Important announcements : Final Fantasy 13 coming to X360 too , GTA coming to the DS , Star Ocean 4 looks like crap , Resistance 2 looks awesome , MAG announced (a 256 player online shooter from SONY) , new Ratchet and Clank , GOD OF WAR 3 ANNOUNCED! (there's also a CGI trailer) , Resistance is coming to the PSP! (yay!) , Capcom sucks and thats pretty much it. Although Nintendo is having a "secret" conference later tonight , who knows..

As for the GMAN himself..... well , he is onto something all right. What exactly? , who knows.... not even i do sometimes.. Also - the game is on whether you like it or not! , talk to you on August 15th!

ANYWAYS , i feel like i should share this with you guys! . This image was not made by me , so i don't take credit for it , a friend of mine gave it to me (you know who you are) , hope you enjoy it ... i sure did. Hopefully it will help some of you make a decision in life , or at least a good laugh ... which in my opinion is the best medicine! (i'm not gonna lie , the pun was 100% intended). If anyone wants the real image contact me , it looks 10x better.

Also , while digging through the web i found this.... unusual video... it freaked me OUT. Check it out! (this pun was not intended) . SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!! , also turn up your volume... that kid is fuckin' crazy...

GMAN is DYING!

Well not really.... but i have been pretty sick. First HellWeek and now this ... I must have been a pretty ****ing evil bastard in my past life or something --- but lets not get distracted! , after spending a VERY sad and miserable weekend stuck in my house (swimming in my own puke) i realized how much this house is missing.

Because of this , i asked the G.I.T.R. (Gman Institute of Technology and Research) to conduct an investigation regarding the subject. The G.I.T.R as effective as ever (after a LONG vacation i guess) came up with some pretty obvious stuff that would probably make my existence in this place 110% better. You heard it 110%!!!! .... 110...

Here are the results

GITR - Guide to a perfect Home . V1.0

1- Food is a priority , not an afterthought.

FOOD for god sakes! . FOOD. If our bodies demand food ever 8 to 12 hours , then why --- mothers of the world , why must you make it SO monotonous! . Here are the results of a poll (encuesta) GITR made.

"What do you eat in a normal week?" - To 1000 teenagers from ages 14 to 21.
Monday - Arroz , Habichuelas y Carne.
Tuesday - Carne , Habichuelas y Arroz.
Wednesday - Arroz, Habichuelas , Carne y Tostones (This is the Best day of the Week, yippey!)
Thursday - Arroz , Carne y Habichuelas.
Friday - Habichuelas , Carne y Arroz.

As much as i love Tostones , and i do love tostones... Its not fair that we , nonworking residents , must endure all this pain and suffering!. I , GMAN , have taken this issue to the personal level . I tried boycotting the kitchen for a week , only to find that my power in this house is much , much ,much more smaller than i imagined. My mother did not take my recommendations very well: Mexican Wednesday , B.ondayB.Q. , Buffet Fridays , Midnight Lasagna Festival , etc.
She doesn't get that eating is an ART and that my mouth is my brush.


2- We need SNACKS!

Yes we do , you know we do. Its been scientifically proven that people get hungry at 4:00 PM and 1:00 AM.
The following is a true history---
There i was , watching TV quietly at 1:00 AM last Saturday when it hit me... the HUNGER. I felt my stomach ROARING like a tiger , craving for something to eat. I immediately rushed to the refrigerator to find something to eat.... What did i find?! : One (1) slice of Salami and One (1) slice of Cheese. I knew what i had to do , and i did it ,like any good soldier would. I MADE A CHEESE-LAMI! (This is a true history , a sad one , not a funny one.)

- i need to end this post quickly...-

3 - We need a ****ing Pool!

Seriously , Who DOESN'T want a pool?. Pools are awesome and so are Llamas. Anyone that doesn't like Pools or Llamas has no soul. Did you know Llamas can survive both extremely cold temperatures and extremely hot temperatures? , just like a pool.

4 & 5 - We need Bikini Super Models!

Lord Hefner is the man , i'm just following his example. I could write 2000 word essay about why this is true but it wouldn't be worth it , you know its true, we all know its true , just accept it. The brightest minds of mankind have done this : Snoop Dogg , 50 cent , Xzibit , G-Unit , Ja rule , DMX , Flavor Flav , Ali G, etc. GITR has proven that men that follow rule 4 & 5 are happier than most and live a richer and more productive life. Look at all those people i mentioned , don't they look happy to you?

So with this , i end this weeks lame post. Wow , this sucks even by my standards... I promise (*doublecross*) that next week post will be .... better?.

Neuroanatomy 1 ; Gman 0

Wow it's been 9 days since the last update and its been a pretty intense "Hellweek" , although its not over yet, the greatest challenge has been defeated. So how well did i do in my Neuroanatomy test? , well lets just say the test went IN : hard , fast and in general COLD. With no Vaseline involved , whatsoever. Yep , that hard it was.

Well , hard might not be the "correct" word to use. Lets just say that my teacher likes to ask about "the sentence" between the 4th and 5th comma of the 3rd line in the 5th paragraph of page number 60. "Precise" would be the word.

So some of you might be wondering what Neuroanatomy is about , right? . Ill tell you what its about : stuff that doesn't exist and that no one fucking cares.

One day , a man named Frank Netter was bored out of his mind and decided to draw some strange cartoons in one of his anatomy books. Little Frank was one of the most famous anatomists at that time , so when his assistant Dr.Moore found the book he thought he had found his "gold mine" . Dr.Moore stole the book with the cartoons and started naming them , giving each one a "functions" , marking the "limits" , divided each "segment" , etc , etc. Little did he know that he had stolen a bunch of crap Netter had drawn when he was smoking pot. Dr.Moore later found a publisher and got the stolen work published.

The book later became popular and a bunch of elitist Doctors thought it was true and learned everything in it , -those same doctors- later on became teachers at colleges and started teaching "Neuroanatomy" .

And that my friends is how the "myth" of Neuroanatomy started. We have all been fooled im afraid. But fear not my friends , i have only 2 more months to go before its all OVER.

Thats about it for this week , i promise i will have a decent post for next week! . If im over with the tests , that is.

HELLWEEK is HOT

The post title says it all. Hellweek began before i predicted (damn GITR and their inaccurate predictions!) so i have had ZERO time to write a new post. I normally take my time to write something good but like i said , no time , no post. I'm just writing this to inform you that the GMAN is not dead , he's still alive , on life support at least.

I already have a super fun week planned (and night) so i don't think ill make a worthy post until Friday next week. I hope you are all enjoying your own hellweeks, so later and keep on fighting SPARTANS!.

I leave you with some awesome youtube Videos.

For Lord of the ring fans - Here


For llama fans (wut) - Here

Guideline to survive HELLWEEK!

Hello and Welcome to this week post , brought to you by Coca Cola. "Coca Cola , there's only one like it".

Moving on , this week we have a rather interesting post. The Gman Institute of Technology and Research (GITR) have conducted studies regarding the phenomena known as "Hell Week". Their studies have found some rather interesting ways that will surely make Hell week easier for all of you. For those of you that don't know what HW is , i will explain.

HW is the time period a college/school chooses for you to suffer. No its not just exam week! ; its also a week about suffering and pain. And although its called Hell "Week" , it can actually last up to 3 weeks. 3 fucking weeks!. But have no fear my loyal readers , here is a guideline that will surely (maybe) help you survive hell week successfully.

GUIDE TO SURVIVE HELL WEEK , By GITR . v1.0

1-Red Bull is you friend. In order to survive hell week you must buy AT LEAST one six pack of red bulls. -
Hah! , you think you are tough right? , you think you don't need that shit? ; Try studying embryology at 2 A.M and come and tell me that.

2-Coffee is your other friend. Studies by the GITR show that Coffee does help to keep you awake. They have also found that the combination of COFFEE and COCA COLA , although potentially bad for your body (read : kill you) have proven to be twice as effective . Use it at your own risk.

3-You don't deserve to have FUN. So after 5 hours of studying you start thinking " i have studied enough... i'm tired... i deserve some fun" ---- WRONG you LAZY BUM (vago) , you don't deserve to have FUN. It's called HELL week not FUN week. Having "FUN" in 'Hell' Week is NEVER a good idea. Besides , fun is for losers .

4-You don't deserve to watch p0rn. Now this has never even crossed my mind but i know some of you have thought about it. So just substitute the word "fun" with "p0rn" in the above recommendation. Why someone would think this is a good idea is BEYOND me.

5-You will get hungry. The GITR have discovered that the average student gets hungry every 10 minutes. They just never admit it. In order to successfully survive HW you will need to buy lots of crap ---- erhm i mean food. Cheetos , Doritos , Ruffles , Platanitos (say wut) , you name it!. IF you are in the house of one your friends, you shall ask your friend to tell his mother to make sandwiches. TRUST ME , some moms have magical powers and or magical ham/cheese , the point IS that the results are CHOCOPOP's level of delicious (i'm sure no one will get that reference)

6-Sleep is for the Weak. Hell Week isn't any ordinary week. It's a time where little boys become men.... a time when your will and determination are tested. The recommended sleeping time for HW is 4 hours. So your schedule will look like this (Study 7 hours - Eat 1 hour - Study 7 hours - Sleep 4 hours -Study some more) . Of course , this could all be avoided if you did something as stupid as say :study every day , read your assignments , do homework , ask your teacher if you don't understand something , etc. But all that stupid stuff are not something real MEN do. Real MEN study the day before the exam and come out victorious (or at least close to it in most cases). So HOOZAH SPARTANS!.

7- And in the 7th day , Thou Shalt Get DRUNK. YOU SURVIVED HELL WEEK! (or at least you think you did) . Well time to celebrate and get some hoes ! (or manwhores for my female audiences). Big Hoozah for you partner! , you deserve it. So when you go and buy your red bulls dont forget to buy that VICTORY (read :VICTORY , as in after HW , NOT DURING) sixpack of beer!.

DISCLAIMER : Drinking redbull for 7 days and then drinking lots of alcohol is generally not a good idea. Gman industries in no way endorses this behavior. Do it at your own risk.


PS: Thanks to that awful (you know who you are ) first comment i got (the one with the Russian attempting to write in english) i will allow comments to be posted in the native writers language. That way it will be easier for some of you.
Thank you and Good Luck to you all! , my HW is coming in 2 weeks or so.
One more thing , INDY4 is a bitch.

I survived a surgery!

DISCLAIMER : Blood and Gore in this Post!

About an hour ago i had a minor surgery in my mouth. Why? , i had something weird growing on me and it tried to take over my brain or something... The point is it had to be removed. And to tell you the truth , IT HURTS LIKE HELL. .

But don't worry about me my loyal fans , I (modesty) can take the pain. To tell you the truth its not the first surgery i had to remove "The Thing". But thanks to my Wolverine-like healing abilities it grew back. But that's old news. If there's one thing that got me worried though is that evil mothe--.... ermm , i mean Doctor that made the surgery. I'm starting to think he enjoys cutting me , seriously. You should have seen his face when he said to me "It might grow back , Let's hope not! (fake smile here)" . *crosses fingers* . I'm probably going to have nightmares with him. Anyways i promised gore and blood and here they are!.





Hey relax that's just paper.




Yes, that thing grew on me. But that's just a small part of it... I wonder where did that go anyways..

If you take a good luck you can see the stiches!.



Next post will probably be a review of Indy 4. I'm taking my time on it.

Wii are the Revolution

Wii are the Revolution...
Wii are the Future...
Wii are Hope...
Wii are Fitness...
and in the end, Wii are what Yuu need...

Nintendo Yuu , Coming summer 2009.

I was bored so i thought of this..

What you gonna do with all that junk?. All that junk inside that trunk.

Hello and Welcome to my Blog , once again i will entertain you with my the first thing that comes to my head. So today's subject : Medicine students and their habits.

As a Med student myself i have noticed some really particular habits among my partners.

1- The Car. It's common to see the car becoming more than a way of going from point B to A. It becomes their personal library! . Filled with books (most common is the one that says "Netter"). Also , check if you can find AT LEAST one Lab Coat (BATA , for my non-english friends)

2-Superiority Complex. Try to tell any med student that his career path of choice is easier than yours. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. Med Student always think that they are the only ones that study hard , do homework , and occasionally sacrifice a Friday to study. I myself suffer from this , no way is your stupid career harder than mine "MOFO" (Google is your friend)

3-How much they have changed. Remember that dumb friend of yours from highschool? , who would have thought that barely 2 years later he would be spending his "free time" in a library!. Not me , fo' sure. Med is though , and if you don't try hard , you get eaten!.

4- Irrational Hatred for "BookWorms" (Come libros) . The average MedStudent is a extremely jealous BEAST. Ask a med student if they hate someone in their class , then ask them if by any "chance" that person consistently gets higher grades than them. 80% of the time the answer will be YES. Is it so hard to accept that someone tries harder than them ? ; yep , nearly impossible. They go as far as calling them "rejects" , "lifeless" , "wise ass" and many other terms.

5- They never study "enough". It doesn't matter if they spent the last 48 hours sitting in a dark corner with a book on their right hand and a RedBull in their left. There's ALWAYS something they didn't study. I'm starting that even our teachers don't know every POS that they teach us. Also , most of the times they don't know how well they did , they leave it at "god's will".

So , with this few nasty habits i leave you... I have a few others in mind , so this won't be the end of it. Maybe next week if i feel like it. Also , in case anyone is wondering , this was inspired by email i got , although i didn't copy paste it or anything. 100% Gman Quality FTW!.

All Puns and abbreviation can be found at www.urbandictionary.com , go there if you didn't understand something!.

Everything has a beginning , but an end?

Ignoring the metaphysics in the post name , Hi..... although it has been less than 5 hours since the inauguration i told you it would come soon. So what is this post about ? , It's about the internet.

Every once in a while i ask myself why i use methods of communications such as BLOGS , Instant Messengers , Forums or any other way of communication that don't involve direct contact with another person. Phones are impersonal but comparing it to the internet is an exaggeration . On the internet you can do whatever you want , you can be whoever you want to be and you have no responsibility for your actions , most of the time.

Insulted someone on the MSN? , tell him you had the wrong window open ; Don't want to talk with someone? just block him ; Want to confess your darkest and deepest secrets without being scared ? IM it. So with all the liars and problems the internet has , why do we find it to be such a awesome way of communicating? . I don't get get it.

So what's the key to the internet as a form of communication? , Blind trust. As a active forum user and ex-online gamer (well i do play from time to time but not as much as i did in school) , i admit that over the years i have met countless persons , some of them great , some of them annoying , some of them potential perverts. Still i can't simply ignore everyone that i meet just because of some mindless paranoia. That's why blind trust is a must if you like this way of communicating. With all the inconveniences the internet brings to our daily life i can't imagine what our lives would be like without it... maybe i would be smarter but that's another point.

So with my fingers tired , i say goodbye and wish you all luck.

Welcome to Gman Informs

Hello and welcome to Gman Informs!!! , yay!. So , some of you might be wondering "what is this about gman?" , well its about me informing you of my life and things i find interesting!. Sounds exciting right? , well i hope you all do , seriously. So moving on , those of you that know me personally know that English is not my native language , i chose to use English because many of my friends aren't very fond to my native language, and putting it simply , English is just plain cooler.

Anyways so why would you want to read this blog ? , you ask yourself. I'll tell you why , I'm awesome (self-hi5 for modesty!) . No , seriously , i have no idea why , maybe you'll find you like my amateurish writing skills or my kindergarten level sarcasm , or my mindless rambling about stuff no one gives a shit about , who knows , the point is i hope you all like it and enjoy it. Don't hesitate to comment on any of my posts!. Also in case any of you is wondering ; NO , Gman does not stand for Gay-Man , so i'm sorry for my homosexual public (hi5 all of you for not minding what other people think!) i'm straight.

So with this few words i hereby inaugurate my first blog , lets all hope for its success!. My first post will come shortly! (sooner than you think).